- 2009 MUSTER RIGHT HERE ARCHIVES -

(Nov 14 2015) - Super-twits and other lame-o's
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! Well, Troops, the evil cesspool sludge (the entire left) and their "useful idiots" (the liberals) are continuing to sow the seeds of disharmony and anarchy and STILL the STUPID party, MY party (only because I can't find another one that has ANY chance of winning) continues to allow them to do it. Un-COVER !!! (Individual prayer or contemplation.) In Jesus' Name I pray, HOOAAAHHH !!! COVER !!! SEATS !!!

(Aug 15 2015) - Omar Selah, a victim on trial ?
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! Omar Saleh, on trial for defending himself and ridding society of a couple of scumbags ? "No mother should have to worry about her son getting killed, while robbing a store." (Or something like that.) "Hands up, don't shoot." "Black lives matter." These are all examples of the degradation of our society that has been wrought by the evil leftist, anti-American, malevolent force that has become a malignant tumor. It has culminated in the very real, very active treasonous attempt (by the left) to "...fundamentally transform America."

(Jul 31 2015) - Tighter gun laws are in our power ?
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! There has been quite an increase in the amount and virulence of the bile being secreted by washington DeCeit. Not only are our elected employees in open revolt against the legitimate government ("WE, THE PEOPLE...") but they are, now, "in your face" about it, bragging that they are all powerful and far above those who pay their ridiculous salaries and provide luxurious "perks" that make them fat, lazy and more corrupt than they were on arrival. Keep praying for their salvation and that they come to the realization that they are supposed to live up to their oaths.

(Jun 20 2015) - CHURCH SHOOTINGS !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- LISTEN TO ME, DAMMIT !!! There is only one thing that will stop a bad person with a gun !!! That is a GOOD person with a gun !!! This class will be short & to the point, as it needs to be out there b-4 o(WHATTA)bummer and his fellow cesspool sludge have time to spread more lies about you, me and the lack of efficacy of their stupid anti-gun obaminations.

(Apr 03 2015) - DERIVING THEIR JUST POWERS ...
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! Today, I heard a radio program, where the host was speaking about a survey where the respondents indicated that more than the debt, unemployment, immigration, racial discrimination, or any of the other things that are "hot button" concerns, in our country, the #1 problem "WE, THE PEOPLE..." see is the government. The problem I see, with this survey, is that it isn't specific enough. The problem isn't government, in general. It is liberal, un-democratic government.

(Feb 20 2015) - THE CURE !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! It seems to me that a lot of consternation is being wasted over a simple proposition. When you are dealing with a vile, noxious, creeping blob of putrescence, such as flesh-eating bacteria, the taliban or isis, the only remedies are surgery or to burn out the infection. Un-COVER!!! (Individual prayer or contemplation.) In Jesus' Name I pray, HOOAAAHHH!!! Cover! Seats!

(Feb 11 2015) - The cesspool sludge IS MULTIPLYING!!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! It seems to me that a lot of consternation is being wasted over a simple proposition. When you are dealing with a vile, noxious, creeping blob of putrescence, such as flesh-eating bacteria, the taliban or isis, the only remedies are surgery or to burn out the infection. Un-COVER!!! (Individual prayer or contemplation.) In Jesus' Name I pray, HOOAAAHHH !!! Cover! Seats! As I have (previously) stated, we need to take the kid gloves off, when dealing with this kind of cesspool sludge!

(Jan 20 2015) - Diagnosis: Cranial Rectosis
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! Cranial Rectosis is not a medical diagnosis, therefore I am eminently qualified (as someone who has NEVER darkened the door of higher education) but has several degrees in hard knocks and life experience, to observe, record and report it. Un-COVER!!! (Silent prayer or contemplation.) COVER, SEATS!!! Troops, I have observed that ALL leftists and MOST liberals are afflicted with Cranial Rectosis.

(Jan 02 2015) - Rebuttal to "Real Crime"
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! The following is my communication with the Fresno Bee, regarding a racist column they published. I requested that they inform me if they intended to publish my rebuttal and have heard nothing in reply. Those of you who subscribe are requested to advise us if you see it and to contact them regarding their refusal to do so, if they don't. (And yes) I am TOTALLY "pitts'd off" by this this exhibition of Bravo Sierra.

(Nov 22 2014) - Congrats Republicans, etc
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Now that the Republicans have won majorities in the House and Senate, we need to hold their feet to the fire and tell them, O.K., you said if we would give you control of Congress, you'd get it right, this time. Now put up or SHUT up!!! No excuses!!! Don't tell us to wait until you win the Presidency, you HAVE the power to neuter barack hussein o(WHATTA)bummer (AKA barack obola) so DO IT!!!

(Oct 25 2014) - Martial Law Alert !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- If you don't think barak hussein obola is capable of imposing martial law, to retain his emperorship, you either haven't been watching or you are too stoopid to live !!! - - Uncover!!! (Silent, individual, prayer.) Cover !!! Seats !!! - - Who was it who said something about never letting a good crisis go to waste? Seems to me that it was a member of the obola regime.

(Jul 22 2014) - Biblical vs. secular ... smell test
PORTERVILLE, CA -- You know, Troops, I have NEVER represented myself as the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I read pretty well and had a pretty high score on word comprehension. Un-COVER !!! (Individual prayer or contemplation.) COVER !!! Take SEATS !!! Now, stay with me, here. When God kicked the first super twits out of the garden, He said, "In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread,..." You see, He is saying that because they disobeyed Him, Adam (as the breadwinner) was going to have to work (hard, get the sweat part?) for all that they ate.

(Jun 07 2014) - THREE DEGREES OF DESERTION !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! Back in the pre-stone age, when I was active army, I seem to remember that there were 3 basic degrees of desertion. 1.) Just plain old garden variety, "I've changed my mind, now & I don't want to play this silly game anymore." 2.) A more serious level that includes having contact with hostiles and the threat of violence, or "Desertion in the face of the enemy." 3.) was the highest form of offense, or "Desertion under fire."

(Jun 03 2014) - If you're smarter than a 5 Yr old ...
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! Unlike Michelle o(WHATTA)bummer, I have been PROUD of America, with a few exceptions, the regimes of jimmie carter, beelzabubba klintsky, tricky dick nixon (except when he sent troops into Cambodia and kicked the butts of some cong and nva) and when george and jeb bush condemned Terri Schiavo to death at the hands of her (still under suspicion) husband and allowed him to turn off her life-support and inherit her money. Of course the 6 years of the o(WHATTA)bummer socialist regime have been among the worst.

(Apr 20 2014) - Cesspool sludge, on STEROIDS !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- ARE YOU KIDD'N ME ??? !!! Stand at EASE!!! To paraphrase Jeff Foxworthy, 'If you think the o(WHATTA)bummer cabal can be trusted with your future and the future of America, you might be AN IDIOT !!!' Actually, ANYONE MIGHT be an idiot but, if you fit the above description, I think we can eliminate all other possibilities. Un-COVER!!! (Silent prayer or contemplation,) In Jesus' name I pray, HOOAAHHH!!! COVER, Take SEATS!!!

(Mar 12 2014) - Insanity !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! Most of you Troops are probably too young to remember when another cesspool sludge dictator claimed the right to invade his neighbors to protect the ethnic germans living in their countries, from violence THE GERMANS had fomented. Just read your history books, see what the world did about it & see how many lives were wasted because of the stupidity and cowardice of the world "leaders". Other than the skin color, o(WHATTA)bummer looks (and sounds) a LOT like neville chamberlain, who betrayed england's allies for "peace in our time", which resulted in WW2.

(Feb 28 2014) - An Oath to WHOM ???
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! I want you to consider, very carefully, the wording of these two oaths and write them on your hearts. No matter what ANYONE tells you, when you take these oaths, you have taken them to the REPUBLIC, which is your friends and neighbors, across the country and to the founding documents, the Unanimous Declaration (without which there would BE no Constitution) and to the Constitution, itself.

(Feb 23 2014) - What we REALLY need !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! Of course, what we REALLY need is for Jesus to come back, kick the butts of the people who are REALLY doing wrong and let us regular sinners get on with our lives. -- Un-COVER !!! (Silent prayer or contemplation) -- In Jesus' Name I pray, HOOAAAHHH !!! -- Short of the second coming, we REALLY need a revival and for the republicans to get their heads on straight & become Republicans, again & get some self (and) constituent respect.

(Feb 18 2014) - The left is close to achieving a 'classless' society!!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! The left claims to want a "classless society". Given the "character" (or lack of same) of the people(?) they have managed to place in positions of authority (by hook or crook, with emphasis on the latter) I'd say they are well on their way to accomplishing it. The only problem with their assertions of desire for a "worker's paradise" is that their idea of socialism is that there will be 2 classes of people: the ruling class (them) and the working class (everyone else).

(Jan 27 2014) - Presented for your consideration
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! As the character Leroy Gibbs, on NCIS, is fond of saying, "I don't believe in co-incidence." Even if you do, how much co-incidence constitutes a plan, or a PLOT? I have not vetted the entire article, but have read it and identified some items that I have good intel are true. Presented as a theory that has some legs. The article - presented for your consideration - seems to be well researched. It was written last Oct., just before the Nov. Elections -- but the mainstream media kept it well hidden.

(Dec 26 2013) - It Takes A Worried Land, To Sing A Worried Song
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! I have been accused of having some skill with words, both written and spoken. I could not even BEGIN to create a "Brave New World" of destruction of our way of life, even in my worst nightmares, that would equal the facts of what the o(WHATTA)bummer regime has achieved, in a (FORMERLY) free society. All of the combined intellect of the Texas Liars Club could not equal the lies, deceptions and other cons perpetrated against the American public, by the cesspool sludge of the barack hussein o(WHATTA)bummer regime.

(Nov 26 2013) - The left just keeps on giving (us the "bird")
PORTERVILLE, CA -- If o(WHATTA)bummer is an example of a president, I'M the Pope!!! He and his fellow lying, cheating, thieving cesspool sludge thugs need to be impeached, prosecuted, tarred and feathered and run out of washington, the district of criminals, on SPLINTERY RAILS!!! More to come! Un-COVER!!! (Individual prayer or contemplation.) In Jesus' Name I pray, HOOAAAHHH!!! Let's see, now, "If you LIKE your plan, you can KEEP your plan." Oh, gee, "the president 'mis-spoke' ".

(Nov 21 2013) - The left lies!!! WHAT A SURPRISE!!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Just after I submitted the last class, I heard (on KERN Radio, 1180 AM) that some immigration "reform" protesters invaded Kevin McCarthy's office (like the college thugs who took over college offices) and the farm workers party lied that the police "locked them in" and (I believe) in some way abused &/or harassed the protesters. Fortunately (as I recall the conversation) it seems that there was a reporter from the Bakersfield Californian who was covering the invasion and was able to expose the lies.

(Nov 08 2013) - LIAR, LIAR, Pants on fire !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- When I look (unwillingly) at the current regime, I am reminded of nothing more than the story of the mother who, hearing a ruckus, ran into the next room and found the elder brother beating on the younger. "What's going on?" she yelled!!! Releasing his younger brother, the elder replied,"It all started when he hit me back!" This has been the history of the lying cesspool sludge left, for as long as I can remember:

(Oct 02 2013) - Liars, damned liars and cesspool sludge
PORTERVILLE, CA -- In the past few days I have noticed a lot of people saying a lot of things that qualify the speakers as all 3. (Liars, Damned Liars and Cesspool Sludge.) Case in point: piers morgan, whom I have seen described as a "British wanker" and who lost a debate over gun control, apparently BIG TIME, made a REALLLY stupid statement that any person with 2 wits to rub together would have to know is a lie, that the more guns there are, the more gun violence there will be.

(Aug 30 2013) - If Zimmerman had NOT been armed ... ?
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Almost EVERY time there is a tragedy, some pompous bucket of cesspool sludge has to come out and pontificate about how the person they wish to vilify (George Zimmerman) was in the wrong. They, also, use the incident to make unwarranted and (usually, deliberately) erroneous assumptions that "support" their agenda, such as disarming the American public. The more important question is: "If Zimmerman had NOT been armed, would HE be alive?" The jury didn't seem to think so and, given the evidence, I don't think so, either.

(Jul 24 2013) - "This is for Trayvon" !
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! Those are 4 of the STOOPIDEST (is that a word?) most hypocritical words I have EVER had the misfortune to have to hear or read. What would have happened if a bunch of red-necks had gone around beating up blacks & said, "This is for Reginald Denney"? I'll tell you what: The lib/left/media would have screamed "Bloody murder!!!", as would all of the decent folks, red, yellow, black, white, orange, chartreuse and purple!!! This ONE time, the lib/left/media would have been RIGHT!!!

(Jul 11 2013) - What we have HEAH, is failure to communicate
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! Yesterday, a group of un-elected "judges", which means (essentially) a group of leftist and leftist sympathizing lawyers (which is pretty much redundant) thwarted the will of "We THE PEOPLE ..." (again) which is no news, but bears discussion. Un-COVER !!! (Silent prayer or contemplation.) HOOAAHHH !!! Take SEATS !!!

(Jun 17 2013) - Definitions of Terms
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Just in case you are unaware, the left has been undermining the system set up by our founding fathers and by inspiration from God. It falls to us to us, as Conservatives, to penetrate their covers and expose their nefarious activities and lies. To defeat your enemy, you must KNOW your enemy. The differences between Republicans and democrats are defined by the self-identifiers of "Conservative" and "Liberal", now called "Progressive". Conservatives are all about CONSERVING the freedoms that are God-given and guaranteed to be protected, by the legitimate government.

(May 26 2013) - Is harry reid a pool of [____] - [____] - [____] ?
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Let's look at the record: harry reid, the pile of peolsi, upchuck schumer and a cast of thousands of lib/left putrescence have created a regime ruled by an "emperor" who either couldn't, or refused to, establish his legitimacy to be the "leader of the western world". In addition, they have created onerous regulations and ruinous taxes and programs, such as the obamination of "obama care". They do things that a legitimate government would be ashamed to even consider.

(Apr 29 2013) - Banning homeschooling doesn't violate rights
PORTERVILLE, CA -- What have we been trying to get across for the past 4+ years, since we first realized that o(WHATTA)bummer was running for emperor? He wants to be the first "halfrican" emperor of a "democratic socialist" country and guess who will have the "honor" of being his subjects? That's right, "bunkie", it's us (U.S.) we'uns ... (so) if you aren't too stupid, brainwashed or cowardly, you'd better start DOING SOMETHING !!!

(Apr 12 2013) - "I'm the boss and you're nothing"
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Prepare for the continuing story of the o(WHATTA)bummer regime and its agenda to transform America to conform to leftism, under emperor o(WHATTA)bummer. Is it just me or does the idea of an emperor, in a supposed leftist culture seem hypocritical? Anyway ... in case you have been asleep, drugged, drunk, crazy or stupid you should have noticed that the 0(WHATTA)bummer regime is tightening the screws and making it hard to impossible to exercise many of our god-given rights. Among these is our right to self-defense, as protected by the 2nd Amendment.

(Mar 08 2013) - NEWS BULLETIN !!! SHARKS IN OCEAN !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Every time I hear or read about someone who has been attacked by a shark, I can't help thinking about other people who go on "nature hikes" and are mauled by various animals and it makes me want to scream, "ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT??!!!" Seems logical, to me, that if you don't want to be "shark bait", you stay the HE77 out of their water. If you don't want to be a snack for a bear (or whatever) don't go wandering through their hunting grounds or (if you feel you must) go prepared to defend yourself.

(Feb 23 2013) - Continuing Saga of America, in Decline
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Every day, in every way, the powers of negativity, un-Americanism, socialism, and every other dark power continue to spew their vitriol and cesspool sludge all over "WE, THE PEOPLE..." Just as a for instance, the anti-gun forces continue to agitate for more draconian measures that are DIRECTLY contrary to the 2nd Amendment and other parts of that "Inconvenient Truth" that "WE, THE PEOPLE..." call the Unanimous Declaration and the Constitution (A.K.A. the Law of The Land).

(Feb 07 2013) - Shut Up !!!, dummies. You elected him !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- As I predicted, the o(WHATTA)bummer regime is taking advantage of every crises to, further abridge and violate the God-given and Constitutionally protected freedoms of the American people. As a popular feature on a local radio station says: "Wake up America!!!" What chaps MY hide is those people who ignored our advice, prior to the Presidential Election, and elected barack hussein o(WHATTA)bummer and NOW have the temerity, the unmitigated GALL to complain about the decline of the country. What's worse, they persist in blaming the conservatives, who are the one chance the country has to survive.

(Jan 19 2013) - GUN CONTROL !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! Sorry about this, class. The lib/left cesspool sludge is at it, again, so we have to re-visit gun control. Anyone who can't stand to hear their lies debunked, again, is excused. There has been a tremendous amount of energy wasted on trying to pass laws that are purportedly intended to "protect the children". This is one of the bleats of the sheeple who are the "useful idiots" of the lib/left. The problem is that this is one of the lib/left's biggest lies. The entire falsehood is intended to persuade the gullible that they should submit themselves to the "protection" of the government and if you disagree, you are against protecting "the children".

(Dec 23 2012) - Help ! We're Sinking in Cesspool Sludge !
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Everyone I know, who has held a job for wages and has 2 wits to rub together, is glad to have the protection of a union. I have been a staunch union man, for years, and a former union officer. The problem I have, with some unions, is the old "power saw" that, "All power tends to corrupt and ABSOLUTE power tends to corrupt, ABSOLUTELY!!!" Unions were created as a response to abuses, of workers, by bosses. It was (and is) a good idea and has done a lot of good. The problem is ...

(Dec 07 2012) - Whoop - Whoop : All Hands to Battle Stations !
PORTERVILLE, CA -- BIG BROTHER ALERT!!! The government you idiots (no, that insults idiots, the Bible would call you fools) elected is getting bigger, while YOU are getting SMALLER. That makes it easier for them to stomp on you. To all of the "...fundamentally transform America..." crowd and the "...couldn't be bothered to get out and do my civic duty..." crowd and the "I won't participate in an election between a muslim and a mormon." crowd, I want you to stand up, extend your left arm and repeat after me ...

(Nov 25 2012) - New Assault on Our Freedom
PORTERVILLE, CA -- I am REALLY TICKED OFF !!! I expect the lib/left to act in unethical, reprehensible and anti-American ways. It is the nature of the beasts. There is substantial evidence coming out that, in some places 104 or even 109 out of 100 people who were eligible to vote, did so and OVERWHELMINGLY for o(WHATTA)bummer. There were other places where the tally was only 100% for b.o.

(Nov 09 2012) - Snatch Defeat, From The Jaws Of VICTORY
PORTERVILLE, CA -- B-4 we address the obamination "election", let's talk about the government screw-up of "Sandy" First of all, his dishonor, mayor bloomin' idiot (bloomberg) has created an atmosphere where some self-absorbed, greedy, maladjusted, misanthropic cesspool sludge union slime were yelling at out-of-town emergency helpers, telling to go home, they were taking food from the families of the cesspool sludge.

(Oct 28 2012) - AGAIN, we'd be better off with the inmates ...
PORTERVILLE, CA -- AGAIN, we'd be better off with the inmates running the asylum, instead of the "intelligentsia"!!! I still chuckle, with irony, at the cartoon of Daffy Duck saying, "Every day of my life, I have to add someone else to the list of people who can just KISS MY A$$!!! Here are a couple who may have made my list. There was a recent news story about a lady who is the "senior diversity officer", at a university. My jaw was so far down that my ears couldn't hear the name of the cesspool "school".

(Aug 26 2012) - New Gun Grab from o(WHATTA)bummer
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Well, Troops, it's getting so that I can't DO anything, HEAR anything or SEE anything, without a violation of the 3 monkeys philosophy. There is so MUCH evil out there & it's encroaching, more & more on our daily lives that it makes you want to find a cave & pull it in on you. Sorry about that. You can't do it. We have to stay here & fight the good fight until the Boss comes back. So, here goes.

(Aug 01 2012) - The Forces of Evil Are Preparing to Attack
PORTERVILLE, CA -- TROOP ALERT !!! Once, again, be watching your (and your fellow TROOPS') 6 o'clocks. They are coming under the cover of night and the color of authority. The smell of gunpwder still lingers in the air, where a deranged (or evil) individual did an evil thing and who (or whom) are the purveyors of Bravo Sierra, the ultimate examples of cesspool sludge attempting to villify?

(Jul 19 2012) - TREASON ALERT !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- TREASON ALERT !!! ALL LEAVES CANCELLED !!! STAND TO THE WALL AND ... PREPARE FOR u.n. INVASION !!! The o(WHATTA)bummer regime is poised to violate the Constitution, BIG TIME!!! "WE, THE PEOPLE,..." MUST attempt to guide them away from this crime and, failing that (which I FULLY expect will happen) SHOVEL OUT THE CESSPOOL SLUDGE!!!

(Jun 29 2012) - 3 Degrees of Denial
PORTERVILLE, CA -- 1.) It Can't Happen Here, Thank GOD ! 2.) I Can't Believe It's Happening Here, GOD Help Us ! 3.) I Can't Believe It Happened Here, GOD Save Us !!! Get comfortable & get ready to be really UN-comfortable ! People don't want to believe ill of their own (or most other) people and have trouble accepting atrocities, even when the evidence is overwhelming and irrefutable.

(Jun 05 2012) - ENGLISH PLEASE !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Once again, Troops, I have to endure then "...slings and arrows of outrageous..." "political correctness" (read: the left and other liberals) to expose the STOOPIDITY of our all inclusionary system that mandates equal outcome, regardless of qualifications. Don't worry about me. I can take it, but PLEASE pray for an awakening of reason, in our system. I am very concerned that, if we don't get it fixed, your next surgeon (airline pilot, ship captain, air traffic controller or judge) may be qualified only by "affirmative action".

(May 24 2012) - IS Something Rotten in the State ... ?
PORTERVILLE, CA -- We see it, every day, in the misuse of the awesome power of the government, in washington, the district of criminals, in sacramento, the district of criminals (left coast) in our local court system, when they (either by ignorance, laziness or design) corrupt the laws by which THEY are supposed to abide and in all facets of our daily lives, when elected EMPLOYEES over-step their authority (LOANED to them, by the consent of the governed) and commit acts that any intelligent individual SHOULD know are unethical, if not illegal, but just, plain WRONG!!!

(May 08 2012) - Bambi is a leftist ...
PORTERVILLE, CA -- I've always known that some of the leftist"est" people in the world reside in hollyweird and that truth is not one of their defining values, but I didn't remember how far back it went. Recently, the Li'l Corporal & I ran across a VHS tape of "Bambi". Now don't get me wrong, I've nothing against Bambi, or any of the little critters of the forest. In fact, some of my closest neighbors are bats & bunnies, quail & squirrels. What I can't stand is the prostitution of the forest critters, by the left, to brainwash innocent children with their anti-gun, anti-hunting, "the world would be wonderful, if not for the human infection" Bravo Sierra.

(Apr 25 2012) - T.I.A.R.A. (The Inmates Are Running the Asylum)
PORTERVILLE, CA -- I don't know if someone beat me to it, in the creation of the TIARA acronym, so anyone who has such knowledge, plz advise me. Until such time, I'll claim it. It just seemed to me that it was becoming SOP (Standard Operational Procedure) so it should have an acronym. One of the most recent examples is the florida special persecutor's idiotic statement that she was there to get "...justice for Trayvon Martin."

(Mar 26 2012) - Say WHAT!!!??????????????????????
PORTERVILLE, CA -- "Never trust the LEFT to do what is RIGHT." Now, let's get into unraveling the "tangled web" THEY'VE been weaving, as they've been trying to deceive us, FOR YEARS !!! As a member of a recognized minority, Sons & Daughters o' Erin (Ireland) I feel discriminated against (and dis-advantaged) by the fact that there are curfews on serving booze. Everyone knows that we "Micks" are more likely to be hard drinkers than the Hispanics are to not possess a valid I.D. So ...

(Feb 29 2012) - aclu
(american communists living undercover)
... suits against 10 commandments

PORTERVILLE, CA -- The o(whatta)bummer regime, as quoted, wants gas prices to rise, until they are as high as in europe. They are either INCOMPETENT, CRAZY, STOOPID or CRIMINAL!!! What BENEFIT is there, to the people FOR WHOM THESE CESSPOOL SLUDGE ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK, in HIGHER GAS PRICES!!!??? The only answer is, either THEY are benefiting $$$$$$$-wise (CRIMINALLY), or they are INCOMPETENT, STOOOPID or CRAZY. Take your pick and see how you sleep, tonight.

(Feb 22 2012) - SOS SOS SOS
... "Mr. & Mrs. America & all the ships at sea!"

PORTERVILLE, CA -- THIS IS A FLASH PRIORITY BULLETIN !!! The "ship of state" is sinking and I hope all of the bureaurats drown !!! If you wonder why we get no respect, around the world, it is because we have obvious socialists, such as hitlery klintsky, the imperial barack hussein o(whatta)bummers and ruth bader (I'm-such-a-leftist-I-need-a-crutch) ginsberg trying (and succeeding) to run our country into the ground and make it ripe for THEIR style of rule, GOVERNMENT UBER ALLES!!!

(Feb 07 2012) - court rules: kalifornians are stupid
... and need lefty "judges" to run their lives

PORTERVILLE, CA -- The 9th circus court has, again, given the "bird" to the voting majority of kalifornication. They are being supported by a stridently vocal minority that lives by the motto of "If we can't get our way at the ballot receptacle, we'll get it at the toilet receptacle", wherein lives the cesspool sludge leftist-activist judiciary. Witness the citizen passed immigration law, that was struck down by (can you say cesspool sludge? I knew you could) the leftist-activist judiciary, who HAVE to be in the pockets of the leftist democ-RATS!!! (Which doesn't mean the true, patriotic DEMOCRATS.)

(Feb 03 2012) - Assasinations of iranian nuclear scientists, etc.
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Welcome to Foreign Policy/Statecraft 101! I am your instructor, Sgt. Mack. There has been a lot of discussion, in recent weeks about the assassinations of iranian nuke-sci. guys. One pencil-neck says that, if Israel or America is responsible, we have lost our moral compass. BRAVO SIERRA!!!

(Jan 18 2012) - Mea Culpa, Tim Donnelly, Etc
PORTERVILLE, CA -- First off, I need to do a Mea Culpa. In my zeal to inform you & express my opinions, I often use terms that, while not obscene, may not be appropriate for exposure to "Little Troopers". Please be assured that I NEVER want to offend anyone other than those at whom I am directing my tirades. It is my hope and stated intent to offend the "poly-tickians" (many blood-sucking vermin) who inhabit our state and federal capitols, at EVERY opportunity.

(Jan 06 2012) - Best Choice for President
PORTERVILLE, CA -- This one comes from a highly intelligent lady, who is a retired PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHER, which goes to prove that my mother was not the only GOOD ONE. Your English lesson for today. Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of achieving, and where the members of society least likely to succeed or even to sustain themselves, are abundantly rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

(Dec 31 2011) - Second Guessing the Second Amendment
PORTERVILLE, CA -- TN Tourist Arrested for Bringing Loaded Handgun to 9/11 Memorial, etc. : Today's class will cover (principally) the story mentioned, with some additional thoughts. What mistakes did the young lady make, which led to her arrest for practicing her God-given and 2nd amendment protected right to be able to defend herself? Yes, Sgt, tell us. Absolutely RIGHT!! No right thinking conservative should GO to new york and expose themselves to such a bunch of head-in-methane idiots, ANYWAY, much less consider moving there, to work.

(Dec 12 2011) - Dennis Prager : HAS HE, TOTALLY, LOST IT ??? !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Good morning, Troops!! It grieves me to report that Dennis Prager, one of my 4 favorite talk show hosts and commentators (along with Sean Hannity, Mark Levin and Anne Coulter) may have allowed his "little red choo-choo" to go chugging around the bend. On a recent show, he commented that the natural state of man is NOT yearning for freedom. As a "disagreer" I was able to get a priority slot and speak with him. I was EXTREMELY disappointed in his reaction ...

(Nov 23 2011) - "Troubled Youth"? IN A PIG'S EYE!!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! In our prayer/meditation time, today, I ask that you direct your thoughts and prayers (as always) to our Troops in harm's way and to their families, especially those who have lost Troops and to the parents of the victim we are going to discuss. May they be comforted. For those who do not know me, well, the white plumes coming from my ears are steam and an indication that I am more than severely displeased, I could chew 10 penny nails & spit carpet tacks!!!

(Oct 20 2011) - STOP, THIEF !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- - - kalifornia CESSPOOL SLUDGE AIDING AND ABETTING THEFT!!! : Stand at EASE!!! Don't stand EASY, though, the cesspool sludge in sacramento, the district of criminals LEFT COAST, is at it, AGAIN!!! Now HOLD ON to your seats, 'cause this may rock your world, at least those of you who still believe that your elected "representatives" represent YOU!!! As you will see, nothing could be further from the truth!!!

(Sep 18 2011) - More insanity from California's legislature
PORTERVILLE, CA -- - Suicide - More insanity from ca. legislature - Unanimous Declaration and Constitution : Stand at EASE!!! Today, during our prayer and contemplation time, I want to ask you to pray for my family. We, recently, suffered the loss of a promising, but troubled, young man, through suicide. Un-COVER!!! (Time of silent prayer and contemplation.) In Jesus' Name I pray, Amen. COVER!!! Take SEATS!!!

(Aug 09 2011) - Many Thanks - Many Issues
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Kudos to the Fresno V.A. Hospital, plus ... Jury system explained / Immigration laws defended : First, I want to give kudos to the Fresno, Ca. V.A. Hospital. I've been going there for a couple of years & had a few surgical procedures there, as well as diagnostics & other treatment. The people are great! Have had similar experiences with the Tulare, South Valley clinic. No system is perfect, but that IS their stated (& in practice) goal. They are professional, but with a definite emphasis on the human touch & concern for the patient. In the words of "HEE HAW" V.A., SAALUUTE!!!

(Aug 01 2011) - Defining Taxation w/o Representation
PORTERVILLE, CA -- There seems to be some confusion as to the function of our elected representatives, both in washington, the district of criminals and in sacramento (kind of strange since the name implies something sacred) the district of criminals, left coast. A REPRESENTATIVE is, by definition ...

(Jul 16 2011) - MORE barack o(whatta)bummer TREACHERY
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!!! Don't get comfortable! We have a mission! First things first. UNCOVER !!! A moment of prayer or contemplation. Amen !!! COVER !!! This is a mission alert and order ! It seems that b.o. has decided to stink up space, now ... and has spewed some cesspool sludge and unilaterally withdrawn us (U.S.) from having the ability to access the space station.

(Jul 03 2011) - Renewed Assault on the Constitution
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at Ease !!! Alright, here's the poop, so get out your pooper scoopers 'cause the cesspool sludge are still at it. The word is that hitlery klintsky has committed to the "u.n. small arms treaty" (read latest attempt to disarm America). As far as I am concerned, she has committed a crime against the Constitution & needs to be kicked in the rear AND out of the government.

(Jun 11 2011) - goshen college bans National Anthem
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at Ease !!! Again, we find ourselves in need of counsel from the SUPREME COMMANDER. Un-COVER !!! Heads bowed, please - {PRAY}. Take SEATS !!! When I see things like this Bravo-Sierra re: the banning of the National Anthem, I have mixed emotions. I am incensed at the leftist cesspool sludge that has perpetrated this obamination on us and our young. I am disgusted with the young people who parrot the Bravo-Sierra they are being spoon-fed by the leftists who control the school systems.

(Jun 09 2011) - The Democrats Dream "Is" an Act
PORTERVILLE, CA -- "dream act" & the leftists & other liberals who support it, plus ... johnedwards & "weinergate". Stand at EASE!!! We are going to need a lot of help, on this one, so let's go to the REAL Commander-in-Chief. heads bowed, please. Take SEATS!!! Notebooks OUT!!! We have discussed the "dream act" b-4, but it raises its ugly head, again. So, let's get to the "nits & grits" of what it is & isn't.

(May 22 2011) - Citizens TAKE CHARGE !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! A lot going on, so I'll make this quick. The NRA has notified me that there are 2 VERY IMPORTANT bills that need our support: HR 822, the National Right-to-Carry Reciprocity bill and HR 1093, the batf Reform act. HR 822 supports Art.IV of the Constitution which requires that "..full faith & credit..." be given by all states to the acts of another state. This would require that weapon carry permits of all states (as I understand it) would be honored in all states.

(May 15 2011) - Tea Party Radicals (?) vs leftist cesspool sludge
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS !!! I've been hearing the phrase "Tea Party Radicals" a lot, recently. I'm not sure that I understand who they are. I know that some people called the original Tea Partiers radicals, just as they did everyone who was associated with the freedom movement. Wow! What a compliment! To be categorized (even derogatorily) with people like Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, Hancock, Hale, etc.

(May 05 2011) - osama bin h'adin' & o(whatta)bummer
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS !!! Relax. Smoke'em if you gott'em. Smokers move downwind, as your right to smoke ends at your neighbor's nose. O.K. You all know, by now that I'm non-p.c., on STEROIDS. so, it will come as no surprise, to you, when I say, "YESSS!!! osama's dead!!!! Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy!!! & if water-boarding got us the info, GOD BLESS whoever invented it !!!"

(Apr 20 2011) - CRA Convention : Observations & Opinions
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Get ready for what may be a tedious class, although I will do my best, through witticisms (or at least half-so) & information, to keep you awake.Then, there's always pushups. The "Li'l Corporal & I spent one of the most tedious weeks of our young (?) misspent lives at the California Republican Assembly convention, on April 17th.

(Apr 13 2011) - Tax thieves & those who aid & abet them
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS !!! This may be a short class, depending upon how soon I have to leave. Got lots of fish to fry & not a lot of time. Then, again, if I get wound up, that other stuff may have to wait. First off, I just heard a news story that said 60% of republicans favor higher taxes on the rich. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS ? !!!

(Mar 10 2011) - Supercilious Super Twit Angers Arizonans
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS !!! I regret the circumstances that required me to call you back to class, so soon. Sometimes the epitomization (is that a word? well it is now) of "You cain't FIX STOOPID" or "Intelligence is limited, stupidity is endless", calls for sacrifices. Maybe I should have made that "Super-silly-a$$ Super Twit".

(Mar 03 2011) - "High Court" to Allow "westboro baptist church" to Picket Military Funerals
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Un-COVER!!! Heads bowed, please. Heavenly Father, we take up the struggle against evil masquerading as righteousness. We ask your blessing & guidance and that you reveal the agents of evil to the world, so that our brothers & sisters can understand what we do and the evildoers cannot wrap themselves in your robes, to escape justice. We ask that you change their hearts or enable us to deal with them. I ask it in Jesus' Name, Amen.

(Feb 25 2011) - The SELF coronation of "B.O."
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! & HOLD ONTO THEM!!! We have just been transformed from a Constitutional Republic, the envy of the world, to a 3rd world dictatorship, in 1 fell swoop, or 1 smell(y) poop. The latest from the obamanation, in the White House (our house) is that o(whatta)bummer has (apparently) violated his oath of office (remember "...preserve (or support, whichever wording they are using, now) protect and defend the Constitution...(etc)."

(Feb 19 2011) - Homeless Veterans' "Stand-down"
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! This is an ACTION ALERT !!! Don't get comfortable 'cause you ain't gonna be stayin' !!! For the benefit of new Troops, a "Stand-down", for Combat Troops is when they come "off the line" or out of the "combat zone" into a "rear area", where they can relax their vigilance and unwind ...

(Jan 02 2011) - May You Live in Interesting Times
PORTERVILLE, CA -- "May You Live in Interesting Times" : An ancient Chinese Curse and Blessing. Take SEATS !!! A Happy & Blessed New Year, to you & yours, Troops!!! B-4 we resume with all of the left's dark plots against our freedom, let's lighten up, with a bit of biting satire.

(Dec 22 2010) - Year-end Clean-up
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Notebooks, OUT!!! By now, some of you may be aware that n.j. gov. chris Christie (he gets 1 cap, for doing PART of his job) has commuted Brian Aitkin's sentence (7 yrs) (to, I guess, time served) for having, legally, transported firearms & violated NO LAW!!! Anyone, with even MY limited intelligence, knows that this young man was denied a fair trial & was RAILROADED!!!

(Dec 12 2010) - URGENT !!! MANDANTORY CLASS
ON "SELF-PROTECTION" AND THE "NIGHTMARE ACT"

PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Notebooks OUT!!!Pay close attention!!! Don't make me discuss self-protection, again! If it happens, it will mean that some other Troop(s) have been killed or injured because they have failed to heed good advice &, maybe their instincts. I just read an account of the kidnap, rape, torture & brutal murder of a young woman. She was described as attractive, petite & independent.

(Dec 08 2010) - ANOTHER INSANE EPISODE ...
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! B-4 you "Take Seats", I want any Troops who may tend toward squeamishness to fall out & you are excused, from this class. Any with high blood pressure or heart trouble, also excused. No loss of respect accrues to these people! We are going to be talking about matters dealing with personal anatomy and CRIMINAL STUPIDITY, in public employment & I don't want anyone "flaking out" on us.

(Nov 27 2010) - MY President, Mr.Charlton Heston
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Don't get your notebooks out, yet. I had a different class in mind, but ran across a speech, given by a man whom I feel is a Patriot's Patriot. During the time when reason was scarce, under the regime of beelzabubba & hitlary klintsky, this man was President of one of the premier Patriot organizations, in this country, the National Rifle Association.

(Nov 22 2010) - PROBLEM SOLVED !!! 3 ALERTS !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS !!! G'day,Troops !!! You may continue to bask in the warmth of my approbation, for a job well done. When the left makes its next move, I will endeavor to be sitting on them and alert you. Meanwhile, back at the "think tank", I have been giving CONSIDERABLE thought to the problem of people having religious (etc.) objections to either the body scanners or the "pat downs". I, your leader, have solved the problem!

(Nov 16 2010) - Election Results, Conspiracies, Book Review, More Craziness & An Upper
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At EASE!!! REST!!! Congratulations, Troops, across the country! You worked hard & (as one reward) the phrase "speaker of the house nancy pelosi" is about to disappear from the American lexicon. Unfortunately. "senator barbara (bouncer) boxer" is still there & california has (again) added "governor (moonbeam) brown". Neither of these phrases does credit to the californian lexicon, but we have to remember that we ARE on the left coast & the natives speak a strange language.

(Oct 26 2010) - michigan Woman Persecuted for 'Wanted: Christian Roomate' Ad
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Today, Troops, I want to, further, demonstrate the importance of voting to support YOUR Constitution. This will be a supplementary class to "Sgt. Mack's Election Bulletin" The other day, on "Jim Franklin, Live", I heard something that nearly dis-located my jaw, from hyper-extension, at extreme velocity.

(Oct 20 2010) - Sgt Mack's Election Bulletin
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Settle down! Notebooks out! You don't have to take notes or pay attention to anything I'm going to say, but I presume you wouldn't be here if you didn't want to hear it, so hang on. Here we go! I'm not going to stand here & tell you how to vote. I just want you to think! I'm not going to tell you that the republican party is all honest & wonderful & that the other side is all bad.

(Oct 16 2010) - obama reading "The Post American World"
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! QUIET!!! I'm getting really tired of people nitpicking everything that b.o. does! It makes us sound like a bunch of magpies squawking our heads off or, worse, "Chicken Little". barack hussein o(what a)bummer MAY BE muslim, communist, anti-American, a fraud, etc, ad infinitum, ad nauseum & we KNOW he is NOT a Constitutionalist. But, the sky AIN'T FALLING, yet, so SHUT UP, ALREADY!!!

(Oct 12 2010) - Unanimous Declaration of Independence ...
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Notebooks out! This will constitute (no pun intended) a mission order. I have been studying the question of the status of the Unanimous Declaration, legal document or not, part of our Constitution or not. I have formed the following opinions: By reading the document, I find that it is a legal notice to Great Britain and the world that the 13 colonies had formed a sovereign nation. It was adopted by duly appointed representatives and duly published. It constituted a divorce and set out the response that would follow any refusal to accept it as a legal divorce.

(Oct 04 2010) - MORE INSANITY!!! Business as usual for the left ?
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Don't anyone interrupt me!!! I'm steamed!!! indianapolis has chosen to violate the Constitution BIG TIME!!! Basically, involuntary servitude= requiring someone to perform work against their will= slavery. The P.C. crowd has decided that a baker MUST bake special cookies for a college gay group, in violation of his principles or face retribution. The 13th Amendment of the Constitution PROHIBITS involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime or, in my case, unless you are drafted.

(Sep 27 2010) - American vs "world citizen" (socialist)
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take your SEATS!!! Before we begin this session, I want to re-visit "Insanity and MORE Insanity". The 2nd example had nothing to do with the desirability of the inmates running the asylum, in preference to the present regime of liars, thieves, miscreants and other generally dangerous career politicians. I must insert a disclaimer, here : I do NOT assert, claim or otherwise represent that all "republicans" or "conservatives" are honest. They are just (generally) more obedient to the Constitution than liberals, leftists, etc.

(Sep 26 2010) - Insanity & MORE Insanity & One Positive Note
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Have you ever heard the saying,"The inmates are running the asylum?" Anyone who has been here since this training began SHOULD have heard it, from ME, unless it was a guest class I gave, in another venue. Anyway, hold onto your seats! I WAS WRONG!!! To the inmates, my humble apologies. You AIN'T runnin' the asylum, I don't believe you could screw things up THIS BADLY!!!

(Sep 17 2010) - Decisions - Decisions
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At EASE!!! Rest!!! We need to rest a bit b-4 the push for November, so I wanted to say something a bit introspective, today. Every day of our lives, we are faced with decisions. From the earliest, such as sleeping on back, side or stomach, thru what clothes to wear, Coke or Pepsi, paper or plastic, Ford or Chevy (etc.) to more monumental, life-changing decisions like "Shall I obey my draft orders or be a draft dodger?"

(Sep 09 2010) - Religious conflicts
PORTERVILLE, CA -- UNCOVER!!! Join me in a word of prayer. Heavenly Father, we humbly ask your guidance in dealing with those of other faiths. Please help us to identify the truly devout and worthy souls and treat them according to your will. We also ask that you give us the insight and will to deal with false "believers" in the way you have led your chosen people to do, swiftly and decisively. In all things we thank you and praise you and especially I thank you for the gift and sacrifice of your son, Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, in whose name I pray, Amen. Hooahh!!! COVER!!!

(Sep 02 2010) - End of August housekeeping subjects
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At EASE!!! Just a few things b-4 we leave Summer, for Fall. First, some pencil-neck at H.Q. has decided that I need to try an ice-breaking joke b-4 some of my classes. Bad enough I gotta try to educate & alert you yayhoos & now I gotta entertain you, too! O.K. Pay attention, 'cause I don't want any one to miss the punchline. I hate explaining jokes. This, by the way, is original & I give full license for use, with proper attribution & you WILL LAUGH!!!

(Aug 16 2010) - Ground Zero mosque
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Get in here, take SEATS!! Now pipe down! I want you Troops to observe those in your area. Watch for drooling, elevated temperature, quickened breathing & those who are hanging on my every word (which you ALL SHOULD BE) but the extra symptoms may indicate a leftist or other mis-creantic (is that a word?) spy or other undesirable. Don't hurt them. Just watch them for any signs of violence.

(Aug 14 2010) - That Dash Board Camera Law : AB1942
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! I want your full attention RIGHT NOW!!! Everyone who is protesting the "Big Brother" intrusion of AB1942, re: the installation of dash board cameras, in cars, raise your hands. O.K., you 3 drop!!! Push 'em out, but quietly, until I finish. I'm glad it wasn't more. Remember, "It is far better to remain silent and be supposed a fool than to speak and erase all doubt."

(Aug 10 2010) - Gay marriage ruling
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At EASE!!! I'll try to keep this short, 'cause I just KNOW my fellow "homo-phobes" & other conservative Christians want to get out there & find some other ways to harass, demean & deny "civil rights" to the "poor downtrodden" gays. For the benefit of those who may lack the intelligence to infer, from the quotation marks and the totally out-of-character statements, that this is sarcasm and absurdity, THAT'S WHAT IT IS !!!

(Aug 08 2010) - VIOLATING THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL OATHS
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At Ease!!! Don't get comfortable. We can't get comfortable, until the o(whatta) bummer regime and all of their cronies are shoveled out of washington, the district of criminals. In allowing elena kagan to be confirmed (& some voting to confirm her) the republican party has revealed itself to be (at best) ineffectual, irrelevant lapdogs of the regime and (at worst) active co-conspirators in their plans to establish a socialist state, ruled (& I did not say GOVERNED) by the "intellectual elite".

(Jul 25 2010) - Hate speech confession
PORTERVILLE, CA -- GET IN HERE!!! Take SEATS!!! QUIET!!! You are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime event! Anyone who laughs WILL be ejected & run laps until we are finished. I am about to confess! YOU, Private, wipe off that smirk or I'll have something else to confess!!! Now, I've been hearing a lot about hate-speech, on the part of conservatives, & I have to confess my guilt, in this regard, so sit back. Smoke 'em if you got 'em or can bum from your buddies & "Listen tight!!!"

(Jul 21 2010) - n.a.a.c.p. finally shows "True Colors"
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At EASE!!! Don't bother sitting down! This won't take long! The n.a.a.c.p. ( A.K.A. the nitwit anti-American communist plotters) has "come out", at last! I've heard that they have "marginalized" themselves. HORSE PUCKEY!!! They have jumped, headfirst, (no pun intended) into the toilet!!! 1, 2, 3, FLUSH!!! Hope they don't pollute the cesspool, too much. I have seen "Tea Partiers" spoken and sung at one and followed the movement, on line & in the "media". I have yet to see any credible evidence of racism.

(Jul 13 2010) - Leftists Lie !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! Another short class. Got to put some tea tree oil on my poison oak. Went up & worked on the spring box that supplies our water & only washed w/ soap & water, WRONG!!! Got to try dish soap or "Technu". Caused me to miss Drill & that don't happen lightly. Anyway, take notes. Just as I won't tolerate lies about barack hussein o (what a) bummer (such as the most recent, that he ordered $20 Mil. to be used to re-locate muslims to the U.S. I checked it & IT'S A LIE!!!) so do I expose the fact that, if the lefties' lips are moving (or if they aren't) THEY LIE!!!

(Jul 02 2010) - In Defense of the in-defensible
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at Ease!!! O.K. Listen & listen TIGHT!!! (That's my best John Wayne.) Going to be another "quickie".Got a class to prepare & some "honey-do's." First, FYI, the next time I tell you remedial meat-heads (& you know who you are) to "...push 'em out 'til I get tired & SOUND OFF!!!", TONE IT DOWN AFTER TAPS!!!" The unit mascot had bags under his eyes from lack of sleep & you don't want to answer to the C.O. for a baggy bulldog! 'Nuff said!

(Jun 19 2010) - The American Dream / Another obama Lie
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! QUIET!!! Short session, so pay attention. I hear a lot of whining about how the bad economy is taking away the "American Dream". Now, the question is: What IS the "American Dream"? Is it a big house, with a full multi-car garage, supported by a 6-figure income, as the result of a Harvard degree? Yes, you, Private. After class, I want you to do 50, push-ups & sit-ups ...

(Jun 10 2010) - If This One's True, Somebody Needs Their A-- Whipped PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! Once again, you are not in a rest position. This is an instructional position, so LISTEN UP !!! Item 1) It seems that I must apologize to the Commander-in-Chief. My latest info is that, while he didn't go to Arlington, on Memorial Day, he went to a National Cemetery, in Illinois. O.K. So, why didn't one of you Yayhoos give me an "As you were, Sgt."? I don't mind being corrected, but REMEMBER, we wash our own dirty laundry ! Next time, get your heads out into the oxygen & tell ME to. GOT THAT ? O.K., give me 50, just to be sure !

(May 27 2010) - Three Updates for the Weekend
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Sanctuary Cities | obama snubs Vets | A New Broom Sweeps Clean : Settle down, Troops!!! There's a lot to cover, today, & I still have chores to do. The "Little Corporal will be inspecting, shortly (& no, that isn't an "altitudinally-challenged joke) & I'm not "squared-away", yet. 1.) "Sanctuary Cities". What's up with this? Every criminal who gets busted in one of these cesspools should scream "UNEQUAL TREATMENT & DISCRIMINATION".

(May 20 2010) - Update on Arizona / kagan / War against U.S.
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand easy, Troops! Been having computer problems,but up, again! I'll try to keep it short but, you know better than to get me started on the left, how the new regime is defecating on the Constitution or the general state of the war they have declared on us (U.S.). O.K., unlike 2 prominent members of the obamanation mis-administration, who commented (unfavorably) on Az. SB1070, I READ IT!!! I like it!!!

(May 16 2010) - obama's Proposal to Cut Military Pay
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Attention to Orders!!! This is an OpOrd (Operational Order) Briefing! All personnel are instructed to assemble personal equipment and be ready to deploy!!! It has come to our attention that the liar-in-chief is proposing some draconian budget cuts on the backs of our brothers, sisters, sons, daughters & parents who lay their lives on the line so that he (&/ or his mrs.) can take shopping trips & go skiing, etc. in safety & at taxpayer expense. His excuse seems to be that some military people are EARNING, I say again, EARNING more than some people in the private sector.

(Apr 09 2010) - Use of "Nukes"- Disarmament- Small Arms Treaty
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! For those who may have forgotten, that is a modified position of Parade Rest, whereby you direct your attention to the speaker & can move your head. 1) I want all Troops to stop whining about lack of transparency, from the administration. It AIN'T TRUE!!! I told you I could see thru him, from the start. He's a radical lefty socialist and he told us he was going to transform America. Get ready for the "New Amerika".

(Mar 21 2010) - Deem & Pass? NO !!! It's DEMON Pass !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Think about it,Troops!!! What (rational, thinking) person would go so blatantly against their solemn oath, the constitution and their employers, creating one of the most divisive controversies of our time? Who would profit from such an upheaval in our society. I can only see 2 categories ...

(Mar 14 2010) - ALERT : 2 Missions for IMMEDIATE ACTION !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Mission order, 14Mar2010 : Part 1) The Rotary of Porterville Spring Ball Committee has mis-placed the 2009 Queen. Several of the palace guards have been terminated (no,I didn't say fired) over this significant oversight. The mission is: Locate and request that H.M. Linore Shuleto contact anyone from the Ball Committee. Info msgs. can be left at 559/329-7735. We need this info to send the Limo to convey Queen Linore to the 2010 Ball where she reigns until she crowns her successor.

(Mar 10 2010) - Wanted, Patriotic, Public-spirited Volunteers
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! AT EASE!!! There have been times, in our history, when it was as vital, or more so, for people to step up & become active in the defense of our homes, families & each other. We are, presently, faced with a world where increasing numbers of people are being recruited to a religion that seems to have (as a core principle) the idea that if you don't believe and act EXACTLY as I do, it is my mission to kill you, regardless of how many innocents I kill, in the process.

(Feb 28 2010) - MISSION ALERT!!! Health care Summit (?)
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! For you Troops who are prior military, you know that you are not "At Ease", but a modified position of "Parade Rest", which requires that you direct your attention to the speaker. So LISTEN & LISTEN TIGHT!!! (As "The Duke" would say.) This "Health Care Summit" is a load of pig manure! I can't think of any type that smells worse, or I'd describe it so. A "Summit" is where leaders come together and openly exchange ideas, working together, toward a mutually beneficial solution.

(Feb 21 2010) - Warning Order !!! Tea Party, 10 April 2010
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! This is a quick heads-up about the Tea Party. As mentioned, elsewhere, it is planned for 10 Apr. Current logistics intel indicates an assembly time of approx. 1200hrs, at the Rotary Stage, Porterville Fairgrounds. Any changes are TBA (to be announced) as decided. I would like to see a large turn-out of my Troops. Work-schedules & family & other obligations permitting, put it on your calendar.

(Feb 17 2010) - Voter registration online ? IZZAT STOOPID, or WHAT ?
PORTERVILLE, CA -- SEATS!!! I swear (but not here, usually) I try to attack not the person, but the idea, but GIVE ME A BREAK!!!! As Forrest Gump's momma used to say, "...stupid is as stupid does!" When people propose stupid ideas, you'd better take a close look at the person and be REALLY SURE that you want to re-elect them. If they fool you once, you're still at fault, but if they fool you twice, "Momma" may have been talking about YOU!!! Now let's examine the rationale.

(Feb 13 2010) - obama, the good, the bad & the UGLYYY !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At ease, Troops! I want you to get some rest, for the next month, because I want you all in top shape for the 2010 election. Your mission is to contact everyone you know to throw lefty-liberals out of office. Now, I didn't say all Democrats. There are a few Constitutional Democrats & I respect them. They are the ones who DON'T support the ugly, but we'll come back to that. I was prepared to give mr. obama a pat on the back (the good) so here goes.

(Jan 20 2010) - Praise the Lord !!! And my Troops !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand easy, Troops !!! Just want to thank and congratulate y'all who voted &/ or worked against the Senatorial election of someone who could have been a 4th witch, in Hamlet, or (at least) leading the chorus, in the background. "Double, double, toil & trouble..." The Salem witch trials would have been THOROUGHLY revenged had she been elected. You may have saved the country we love & have sworn to protect. My hat is off, to you !!! Don't get smug, though. It ain't over 'til Jesus returns, so we have a lot of work to do, blocking the agenda of the lefties.

(Jan 17 2010) - Massachusetts Senatorial Race
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Attention, Troops!!! This is an APB (All Patriots Beware) alert!!! This alert is directed to, & should be forwarded to, all freedom-loving, justice-loving patriots in Massachusetts. The election to replace Teddy (hic, glub-glub) Kennedy, is between a Republican fellow named Brown & a Dem. named Martha Coakley. Ms. Coakley has a background that bears some scrutiny. Her persecution of one of the defendants in a mis-carriage of justice should scare the be-Jesus out of any potential supporters, not to mention the recent story about one of her staff assaulting a reporter, while the ATTORNEY GENERAL looked on.

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