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- 2009 MUSTER RIGHT HERE ARCHIVES -

(Jul 02 2010) - In Defense of the in-defensible
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at Ease!!! O.K. Listen & listen TIGHT!!! (That's my best John Wayne.) Going to be another "quickie".Got a class to prepare & some "honey-do's." First, FYI, the next time I tell you remedial meat-heads (& you know who you are) to "...push 'em out 'til I get tired & SOUND OFF!!!", TONE IT DOWN AFTER TAPS!!!" The unit mascot had bags under his eyes from lack of sleep & you don't want to answer to the C.O. for a baggy bulldog! 'Nuff said!

(Jun 19 2010) - The American Dream / Another obama Lie
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! QUIET!!! Short session, so pay attention. I hear a lot of whining about how the bad economy is taking away the "American Dream". Now, the question is: What IS the "American Dream"? Is it a big house, with a full multi-car garage, supported by a 6-figure income, as the result of a Harvard degree? Yes, you, Private. After class, I want you to do 50, push-ups & sit-ups ...

(Jun 10 2010) - If This One's True, Somebody Needs Their A-- Whipped PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! Once again, you are not in a rest position. This is an instructional position, so LISTEN UP !!! Item 1) It seems that I must apologize to the Commander-in-Chief. My latest info is that, while he didn't go to Arlington, on Memorial Day, he went to a National Cemetery, in Illinois. O.K. So, why didn't one of you Yayhoos give me an "As you were, Sgt."? I don't mind being corrected, but REMEMBER, we wash our own dirty laundry ! Next time, get your heads out into the oxygen & tell ME to. GOT THAT ? O.K., give me 50, just to be sure !

(May 27 2010) - Three Updates for the Weekend
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Sanctuary Cities | obama snubs Vets | A New Broom Sweeps Clean : Settle down, Troops!!! There's a lot to cover, today, & I still have chores to do. The "Little Corporal will be inspecting, shortly (& no, that isn't an "altitudinally-challenged joke) & I'm not "squared-away", yet. 1.) "Sanctuary Cities". What's up with this? Every criminal who gets busted in one of these cesspools should scream "UNEQUAL TREATMENT & DISCRIMINATION".

(May 20 2010) - Update on Arizona / kagan / War against U.S.
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand easy, Troops! Been having computer problems,but up, again! I'll try to keep it short but, you know better than to get me started on the left, how the new regime is defecating on the Constitution or the general state of the war they have declared on us (U.S.). O.K., unlike 2 prominent members of the obamanation mis-administration, who commented (unfavorably) on Az. SB1070, I READ IT!!! I like it!!!

(May 16 2010) - obama's Proposal to Cut Military Pay
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Attention to Orders!!! This is an OpOrd (Operational Order) Briefing! All personnel are instructed to assemble personal equipment and be ready to deploy!!! It has come to our attention that the liar-in-chief is proposing some draconian budget cuts on the backs of our brothers, sisters, sons, daughters & parents who lay their lives on the line so that he (&/ or his mrs.) can take shopping trips & go skiing, etc. in safety & at taxpayer expense. His excuse seems to be that some military people are EARNING, I say again, EARNING more than some people in the private sector.

(Apr 09 2010) - Use of "Nukes"- Disarmament- Small Arms Treaty
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! For those who may have forgotten, that is a modified position of Parade Rest, whereby you direct your attention to the speaker & can move your head. 1) I want all Troops to stop whining about lack of transparency, from the administration. It AIN'T TRUE!!! I told you I could see thru him, from the start. He's a radical lefty socialist and he told us he was going to transform America. Get ready for the "New Amerika".

(Mar 21 2010) - Deem & Pass? NO !!! It's DEMON Pass !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Think about it,Troops!!! What (rational, thinking) person would go so blatantly against their solemn oath, the constitution and their employers, creating one of the most divisive controversies of our time? Who would profit from such an upheaval in our society. I can only see 2 categories ...

(Mar 14 2010) - ALERT : 2 Missions for IMMEDIATE ACTION !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Mission order, 14Mar2010 : Part 1) The Rotary of Porterville Spring Ball Committee has mis-placed the 2009 Queen. Several of the palace guards have been terminated (no,I didn't say fired) over this significant oversight. The mission is: Locate and request that H.M. Linore Shuleto contact anyone from the Ball Committee. Info msgs. can be left at 559/329-7735. We need this info to send the Limo to convey Queen Linore to the 2010 Ball where she reigns until she crowns her successor.

(Mar 10 2010) - Wanted, Patriotic, Public-spirited Volunteers
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! AT EASE!!! There have been times, in our history, when it was as vital, or more so, for people to step up & become active in the defense of our homes, families & each other. We are, presently, faced with a world where increasing numbers of people are being recruited to a religion that seems to have (as a core principle) the idea that if you don't believe and act EXACTLY as I do, it is my mission to kill you, regardless of how many innocents I kill, in the process.

(Feb 28 2010) - MISSION ALERT!!! Health care Summit (?)
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! For you Troops who are prior military, you know that you are not "At Ease", but a modified position of "Parade Rest", which requires that you direct your attention to the speaker. So LISTEN & LISTEN TIGHT!!! (As "The Duke" would say.) This "Health Care Summit" is a load of pig manure! I can't think of any type that smells worse, or I'd describe it so. A "Summit" is where leaders come together and openly exchange ideas, working together, toward a mutually beneficial solution.

(Feb 21 2010) - Warning Order !!! Tea Party, 10 April 2010
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! This is a quick heads-up about the Tea Party. As mentioned, elsewhere, it is planned for 10 Apr. Current logistics intel indicates an assembly time of approx. 1200hrs, at the Rotary Stage, Porterville Fairgrounds. Any changes are TBA (to be announced) as decided. I would like to see a large turn-out of my Troops. Work-schedules & family & other obligations permitting, put it on your calendar.

(Feb 17 2010) - Voter registration online ? IZZAT STOOPID, or WHAT ?
PORTERVILLE, CA -- SEATS!!! I swear (but not here, usually) I try to attack not the person, but the idea, but GIVE ME A BREAK!!!! As Forrest Gump's momma used to say, "...stupid is as stupid does!" When people propose stupid ideas, you'd better take a close look at the person and be REALLY SURE that you want to re-elect them. If they fool you once, you're still at fault, but if they fool you twice, "Momma" may have been talking about YOU!!! Now let's examine the rationale.

(Feb 13 2010) - obama, the good, the bad & the UGLYYY !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At ease, Troops! I want you to get some rest, for the next month, because I want you all in top shape for the 2010 election. Your mission is to contact everyone you know to throw lefty-liberals out of office. Now, I didn't say all Democrats. There are a few Constitutional Democrats & I respect them. They are the ones who DON'T support the ugly, but we'll come back to that. I was prepared to give mr. obama a pat on the back (the good) so here goes.

(Jan 20 2010) - Praise the Lord !!! And my Troops !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand easy, Troops !!! Just want to thank and congratulate y'all who voted &/ or worked against the Senatorial election of someone who could have been a 4th witch, in Hamlet, or (at least) leading the chorus, in the background. "Double, double, toil & trouble..." The Salem witch trials would have been THOROUGHLY revenged had she been elected. You may have saved the country we love & have sworn to protect. My hat is off, to you !!! Don't get smug, though. It ain't over 'til Jesus returns, so we have a lot of work to do, blocking the agenda of the lefties.

(Jan 17 2010) - Massachusetts Senatorial Race
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Attention, Troops!!! This is an APB (All Patriots Beware) alert!!! This alert is directed to, & should be forwarded to, all freedom-loving, justice-loving patriots in Massachusetts. The election to replace Teddy (hic, glub-glub) Kennedy, is between a Republican fellow named Brown & a Dem. named Martha Coakley. Ms. Coakley has a background that bears some scrutiny. Her persecution of one of the defendants in a mis-carriage of justice should scare the be-Jesus out of any potential supporters, not to mention the recent story about one of her staff assaulting a reporter, while the ATTORNEY GENERAL looked on.