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(Nov 23 2011) - "Troubled Youth"? IN A PIG'S EYE!!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! In our prayer/meditation time, today, I ask that you direct your thoughts and prayers (as always) to our Troops in harm's way and to their families, especially those who have lost Troops and to the parents of the victim we are going to discuss. May they be comforted. For those who do not know me, well, the white plumes coming from my ears are steam and an indication that I am more than severely displeased, I could chew 10 penny nails & spit carpet tacks!!!

(Oct 20 2011) - STOP, THIEF !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- - - kalifornia CESSPOOL SLUDGE AIDING AND ABETTING THEFT!!! : Stand at EASE!!! Don't stand EASY, though, the cesspool sludge in sacramento, the district of criminals LEFT COAST, is at it, AGAIN!!! Now HOLD ON to your seats, 'cause this may rock your world, at least those of you who still believe that your elected "representatives" represent YOU!!! As you will see, nothing could be further from the truth!!!

(Sep 18 2011) - More insanity from California's legislature
PORTERVILLE, CA -- - Suicide - More insanity from ca. legislature - Unanimous Declaration and Constitution : Stand at EASE!!! Today, during our prayer and contemplation time, I want to ask you to pray for my family. We, recently, suffered the loss of a promising, but troubled, young man, through suicide. Un-COVER!!! (Time of silent prayer and contemplation.) In Jesus' Name I pray, Amen. COVER!!! Take SEATS!!!

(Aug 09 2011) - Many Thanks - Many Issues
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Kudos to the Fresno V.A. Hospital, plus ... Jury system explained / Immigration laws defended : First, I want to give kudos to the Fresno, Ca. V.A. Hospital. I've been going there for a couple of years & had a few surgical procedures there, as well as diagnostics & other treatment. The people are great! Have had similar experiences with the Tulare, South Valley clinic. No system is perfect, but that IS their stated (& in practice) goal. They are professional, but with a definite emphasis on the human touch & concern for the patient. In the words of "HEE HAW" V.A., SAALUUTE!!!

(Aug 01 2011) - Defining Taxation w/o Representation
PORTERVILLE, CA -- There seems to be some confusion as to the function of our elected representatives, both in washington, the district of criminals and in sacramento (kind of strange since the name implies something sacred) the district of criminals, left coast. A REPRESENTATIVE is, by definition ...

(Jul 16 2011) - MORE barack o(whatta)bummer TREACHERY
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!!! Don't get comfortable! We have a mission! First things first. UNCOVER !!! A moment of prayer or contemplation. Amen !!! COVER !!! This is a mission alert and order ! It seems that b.o. has decided to stink up space, now ... and has spewed some cesspool sludge and unilaterally withdrawn us (U.S.) from having the ability to access the space station.

(Jul 03 2011) - Renewed Assault on the Constitution
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at Ease !!! Alright, here's the poop, so get out your pooper scoopers 'cause the cesspool sludge are still at it. The word is that hitlery klintsky has committed to the "u.n. small arms treaty" (read latest attempt to disarm America). As far as I am concerned, she has committed a crime against the Constitution & needs to be kicked in the rear AND out of the government.

(Jun 11 2011) - goshen college bans National Anthem
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at Ease !!! Again, we find ourselves in need of counsel from the SUPREME COMMANDER. Un-COVER !!! Heads bowed, please - {PRAY}. Take SEATS !!! When I see things like this Bravo-Sierra re: the banning of the National Anthem, I have mixed emotions. I am incensed at the leftist cesspool sludge that has perpetrated this obamination on us and our young. I am disgusted with the young people who parrot the Bravo-Sierra they are being spoon-fed by the leftists who control the school systems.

(Jun 09 2011) - The Democrats Dream "Is" an Act
PORTERVILLE, CA -- "dream act" & the leftists & other liberals who support it, plus ... johnedwards & "weinergate". Stand at EASE!!! We are going to need a lot of help, on this one, so let's go to the REAL Commander-in-Chief. heads bowed, please. Take SEATS!!! Notebooks OUT!!! We have discussed the "dream act" b-4, but it raises its ugly head, again. So, let's get to the "nits & grits" of what it is & isn't.

(May 22 2011) - Citizens TAKE CHARGE !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! A lot going on, so I'll make this quick. The NRA has notified me that there are 2 VERY IMPORTANT bills that need our support: HR 822, the National Right-to-Carry Reciprocity bill and HR 1093, the batf Reform act. HR 822 supports Art.IV of the Constitution which requires that "..full faith & credit..." be given by all states to the acts of another state. This would require that weapon carry permits of all states (as I understand it) would be honored in all states.

(May 15 2011) - Tea Party Radicals (?) vs leftist cesspool sludge
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS !!! I've been hearing the phrase "Tea Party Radicals" a lot, recently. I'm not sure that I understand who they are. I know that some people called the original Tea Partiers radicals, just as they did everyone who was associated with the freedom movement. Wow! What a compliment! To be categorized (even derogatorily) with people like Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, Hancock, Hale, etc.

(May 05 2011) - osama bin h'adin' & o(whatta)bummer
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS !!! Relax. Smoke'em if you gott'em. Smokers move downwind, as your right to smoke ends at your neighbor's nose. O.K. You all know, by now that I'm non-p.c., on STEROIDS. so, it will come as no surprise, to you, when I say, "YESSS!!! osama's dead!!!! Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy!!! & if water-boarding got us the info, GOD BLESS whoever invented it !!!"

(Apr 20 2011) - CRA Convention : Observations & Opinions
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Get ready for what may be a tedious class, although I will do my best, through witticisms (or at least half-so) & information, to keep you awake.Then, there's always pushups. The "Li'l Corporal & I spent one of the most tedious weeks of our young (?) misspent lives at the California Republican Assembly convention, on April 17th.

(Apr 13 2011) - Tax thieves & those who aid & abet them
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS !!! This may be a short class, depending upon how soon I have to leave. Got lots of fish to fry & not a lot of time. Then, again, if I get wound up, that other stuff may have to wait. First off, I just heard a news story that said 60% of republicans favor higher taxes on the rich. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS ? !!!

(Mar 10 2011) - Supercilious Super Twit Angers Arizonans
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS !!! I regret the circumstances that required me to call you back to class, so soon. Sometimes the epitomization (is that a word? well it is now) of "You cain't FIX STOOPID" or "Intelligence is limited, stupidity is endless", calls for sacrifices. Maybe I should have made that "Super-silly-a$$ Super Twit".

(Mar 03 2011) - "High Court" to Allow "westboro baptist church" to Picket Military Funerals
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Un-COVER!!! Heads bowed, please. Heavenly Father, we take up the struggle against evil masquerading as righteousness. We ask your blessing & guidance and that you reveal the agents of evil to the world, so that our brothers & sisters can understand what we do and the evildoers cannot wrap themselves in your robes, to escape justice. We ask that you change their hearts or enable us to deal with them. I ask it in Jesus' Name, Amen.

(Feb 25 2011) - The SELF coronation of "B.O."
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! & HOLD ONTO THEM!!! We have just been transformed from a Constitutional Republic, the envy of the world, to a 3rd world dictatorship, in 1 fell swoop, or 1 smell(y) poop. The latest from the obamanation, in the White House (our house) is that o(whatta)bummer has (apparently) violated his oath of office (remember "...preserve (or support, whichever wording they are using, now) protect and defend the Constitution...(etc)."

(Feb 19 2011) - Homeless Veterans' "Stand-down"
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! This is an ACTION ALERT !!! Don't get comfortable 'cause you ain't gonna be stayin' !!! For the benefit of new Troops, a "Stand-down", for Combat Troops is when they come "off the line" or out of the "combat zone" into a "rear area", where they can relax their vigilance and unwind ...

(Jan 02 2011) - May You Live in Interesting Times
PORTERVILLE, CA -- "May You Live in Interesting Times" : An ancient Chinese Curse and Blessing. Take SEATS !!! A Happy & Blessed New Year, to you & yours, Troops!!! B-4 we resume with all of the left's dark plots against our freedom, let's lighten up, with a bit of biting satire.

(Dec 22 2010) - Year-end Clean-up
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Notebooks, OUT!!! By now, some of you may be aware that n.j. gov. chris Christie (he gets 1 cap, for doing PART of his job) has commuted Brian Aitkin's sentence (7 yrs) (to, I guess, time served) for having, legally, transported firearms & violated NO LAW!!! Anyone, with even MY limited intelligence, knows that this young man was denied a fair trial & was RAILROADED!!!

(Dec 12 2010) - URGENT !!! MANDANTORY CLASS
ON "SELF-PROTECTION" AND THE "NIGHTMARE ACT"
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Notebooks OUT!!!Pay close attention!!! Don't make me discuss self-protection, again! If it happens, it will mean that some other Troop(s) have been killed or injured because they have failed to heed good advice &, maybe their instincts. I just read an account of the kidnap, rape, torture & brutal murder of a young woman. She was described as attractive, petite & independent.

(Dec 08 2010) - ANOTHER INSANE EPISODE ...
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! B-4 you "Take Seats", I want any Troops who may tend toward squeamishness to fall out & you are excused, from this class. Any with high blood pressure or heart trouble, also excused. No loss of respect accrues to these people! We are going to be talking about matters dealing with personal anatomy and CRIMINAL STUPIDITY, in public employment & I don't want anyone "flaking out" on us.

(Nov 27 2010) - MY President, Mr.Charlton Heston
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Don't get your notebooks out, yet. I had a different class in mind, but ran across a speech, given by a man whom I feel is a Patriot's Patriot. During the time when reason was scarce, under the regime of beelzabubba & hitlary klintsky, this man was President of one of the premier Patriot organizations, in this country, the National Rifle Association.

(Nov 22 2010) - PROBLEM SOLVED !!! 3 ALERTS !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS !!! G'day,Troops !!! You may continue to bask in the warmth of my approbation, for a job well done. When the left makes its next move, I will endeavor to be sitting on them and alert you. Meanwhile, back at the "think tank", I have been giving CONSIDERABLE thought to the problem of people having religious (etc.) objections to either the body scanners or the "pat downs". I, your leader, have solved the problem!

(Nov 16 2010) - Election Results, Conspiracies, Book Review, More Craziness & An Upper
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At EASE!!! REST!!! Congratulations, Troops, across the country! You worked hard & (as one reward) the phrase "speaker of the house nancy pelosi" is about to disappear from the American lexicon. Unfortunately. "senator barbara (bouncer) boxer" is still there & california has (again) added "governor (moonbeam) brown". Neither of these phrases does credit to the californian lexicon, but we have to remember that we ARE on the left coast & the natives speak a strange language.

(Oct 26 2010) - michigan Woman Persecuted for 'Wanted: Christian Roomate' Ad
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Today, Troops, I want to, further, demonstrate the importance of voting to support YOUR Constitution. This will be a supplementary class to "Sgt. Mack's Election Bulletin" The other day, on "Jim Franklin, Live", I heard something that nearly dis-located my jaw, from hyper-extension, at extreme velocity.

(Oct 20 2010) - Sgt Mack's Election Bulletin
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Settle down! Notebooks out! You don't have to take notes or pay attention to anything I'm going to say, but I presume you wouldn't be here if you didn't want to hear it, so hang on. Here we go! I'm not going to stand here & tell you how to vote. I just want you to think! I'm not going to tell you that the republican party is all honest & wonderful & that the other side is all bad.

(Oct 16 2010) - obama reading "The Post American World"
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! QUIET!!! I'm getting really tired of people nitpicking everything that b.o. does! It makes us sound like a bunch of magpies squawking our heads off or, worse, "Chicken Little". barack hussein o(what a)bummer MAY BE muslim, communist, anti-American, a fraud, etc, ad infinitum, ad nauseum & we KNOW he is NOT a Constitutionalist. But, the sky AIN'T FALLING, yet, so SHUT UP, ALREADY!!!

(Oct 12 2010) - Unanimous Declaration of Independence ...
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Notebooks out! This will constitute (no pun intended) a mission order. I have been studying the question of the status of the Unanimous Declaration, legal document or not, part of our Constitution or not. I have formed the following opinions: By reading the document, I find that it is a legal notice to Great Britain and the world that the 13 colonies had formed a sovereign nation. It was adopted by duly appointed representatives and duly published. It constituted a divorce and set out the response that would follow any refusal to accept it as a legal divorce.

(Oct 04 2010) - MORE INSANITY!!! Business as usual for the left ?
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Don't anyone interrupt me!!! I'm steamed!!! indianapolis has chosen to violate the Constitution BIG TIME!!! Basically, involuntary servitude= requiring someone to perform work against their will= slavery. The P.C. crowd has decided that a baker MUST bake special cookies for a college gay group, in violation of his principles or face retribution. The 13th Amendment of the Constitution PROHIBITS involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime or, in my case, unless you are drafted.

(Sep 27 2010) - American vs "world citizen" (socialist)
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take your SEATS!!! Before we begin this session, I want to re-visit "Insanity and MORE Insanity". The 2nd example had nothing to do with the desirability of the inmates running the asylum, in preference to the present regime of liars, thieves, miscreants and other generally dangerous career politicians. I must insert a disclaimer, here : I do NOT assert, claim or otherwise represent that all "republicans" or "conservatives" are honest. They are just (generally) more obedient to the Constitution than liberals, leftists, etc.

(Sep 26 2010) - Insanity & MORE Insanity & One Positive Note
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! Have you ever heard the saying,"The inmates are running the asylum?" Anyone who has been here since this training began SHOULD have heard it, from ME, unless it was a guest class I gave, in another venue. Anyway, hold onto your seats! I WAS WRONG!!! To the inmates, my humble apologies. You AIN'T runnin' the asylum, I don't believe you could screw things up THIS BADLY!!!

(Sep 17 2010) - Decisions - Decisions
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At EASE!!! Rest!!! We need to rest a bit b-4 the push for November, so I wanted to say something a bit introspective, today. Every day of our lives, we are faced with decisions. From the earliest, such as sleeping on back, side or stomach, thru what clothes to wear, Coke or Pepsi, paper or plastic, Ford or Chevy (etc.) to more monumental, life-changing decisions like "Shall I obey my draft orders or be a draft dodger?"

(Sep 09 2010) - Religious conflicts
PORTERVILLE, CA -- UNCOVER!!! Join me in a word of prayer. Heavenly Father, we humbly ask your guidance in dealing with those of other faiths. Please help us to identify the truly devout and worthy souls and treat them according to your will. We also ask that you give us the insight and will to deal with false "believers" in the way you have led your chosen people to do, swiftly and decisively. In all things we thank you and praise you and especially I thank you for the gift and sacrifice of your son, Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, in whose name I pray, Amen. Hooahh!!! COVER!!!

(Sep 02 2010) - End of August housekeeping subjects
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At EASE!!! Just a few things b-4 we leave Summer, for Fall. First, some pencil-neck at H.Q. has decided that I need to try an ice-breaking joke b-4 some of my classes. Bad enough I gotta try to educate & alert you yayhoos & now I gotta entertain you, too! O.K. Pay attention, 'cause I don't want any one to miss the punchline. I hate explaining jokes. This, by the way, is original & I give full license for use, with proper attribution & you WILL LAUGH!!!

(Aug 16 2010) - Ground Zero mosque
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Get in here, take SEATS!! Now pipe down! I want you Troops to observe those in your area. Watch for drooling, elevated temperature, quickened breathing & those who are hanging on my every word (which you ALL SHOULD BE) but the extra symptoms may indicate a leftist or other mis-creantic (is that a word?) spy or other undesirable. Don't hurt them. Just watch them for any signs of violence.

(Aug 14 2010) - That Dash Board Camera Law : AB1942
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! I want your full attention RIGHT NOW!!! Everyone who is protesting the "Big Brother" intrusion of AB1942, re: the installation of dash board cameras, in cars, raise your hands. O.K., you 3 drop!!! Push 'em out, but quietly, until I finish. I'm glad it wasn't more. Remember, "It is far better to remain silent and be supposed a fool than to speak and erase all doubt."

(Aug 10 2010) - Gay marriage ruling
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At EASE!!! I'll try to keep this short, 'cause I just KNOW my fellow "homo-phobes" & other conservative Christians want to get out there & find some other ways to harass, demean & deny "civil rights" to the "poor downtrodden" gays. For the benefit of those who may lack the intelligence to infer, from the quotation marks and the totally out-of-character statements, that this is sarcasm and absurdity, THAT'S WHAT IT IS !!!

(Aug 08 2010) - VIOLATING THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL OATHS
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At Ease!!! Don't get comfortable. We can't get comfortable, until the o(whatta) bummer regime and all of their cronies are shoveled out of washington, the district of criminals. In allowing elena kagan to be confirmed (& some voting to confirm her) the republican party has revealed itself to be (at best) ineffectual, irrelevant lapdogs of the regime and (at worst) active co-conspirators in their plans to establish a socialist state, ruled (& I did not say GOVERNED) by the "intellectual elite".

(Jul 25 2010) - Hate speech confession
PORTERVILLE, CA -- GET IN HERE!!! Take SEATS!!! QUIET!!! You are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime event! Anyone who laughs WILL be ejected & run laps until we are finished. I am about to confess! YOU, Private, wipe off that smirk or I'll have something else to confess!!! Now, I've been hearing a lot about hate-speech, on the part of conservatives, & I have to confess my guilt, in this regard, so sit back. Smoke 'em if you got 'em or can bum from your buddies & "Listen tight!!!"

(Jul 21 2010) - n.a.a.c.p. finally shows "True Colors"
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At EASE!!! Don't bother sitting down! This won't take long! The n.a.a.c.p. ( A.K.A. the nitwit anti-American communist plotters) has "come out", at last! I've heard that they have "marginalized" themselves. HORSE PUCKEY!!! They have jumped, headfirst, (no pun intended) into the toilet!!! 1, 2, 3, FLUSH!!! Hope they don't pollute the cesspool, too much. I have seen "Tea Partiers" spoken and sung at one and followed the movement, on line & in the "media". I have yet to see any credible evidence of racism.

(Jul 13 2010) - Leftists Lie !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! Another short class. Got to put some tea tree oil on my poison oak. Went up & worked on the spring box that supplies our water & only washed w/ soap & water, WRONG!!! Got to try dish soap or "Technu". Caused me to miss Drill & that don't happen lightly. Anyway, take notes. Just as I won't tolerate lies about barack hussein o (what a) bummer (such as the most recent, that he ordered $20 Mil. to be used to re-locate muslims to the U.S. I checked it & IT'S A LIE!!!) so do I expose the fact that, if the lefties' lips are moving (or if they aren't) THEY LIE!!!

(Jul 02 2010) - In Defense of the in-defensible
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at Ease!!! O.K. Listen & listen TIGHT!!! (That's my best John Wayne.) Going to be another "quickie".Got a class to prepare & some "honey-do's." First, FYI, the next time I tell you remedial meat-heads (& you know who you are) to "...push 'em out 'til I get tired & SOUND OFF!!!", TONE IT DOWN AFTER TAPS!!!" The unit mascot had bags under his eyes from lack of sleep & you don't want to answer to the C.O. for a baggy bulldog! 'Nuff said!

(Jun 19 2010) - The American Dream / Another obama Lie
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! QUIET!!! Short session, so pay attention. I hear a lot of whining about how the bad economy is taking away the "American Dream". Now, the question is: What IS the "American Dream"? Is it a big house, with a full multi-car garage, supported by a 6-figure income, as the result of a Harvard degree? Yes, you, Private. After class, I want you to do 50, push-ups & sit-ups ...

(Jun 10 2010) - If This One's True, Somebody Needs Their A-- Whipped PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! Once again, you are not in a rest position. This is an instructional position, so LISTEN UP !!! Item 1) It seems that I must apologize to the Commander-in-Chief. My latest info is that, while he didn't go to Arlington, on Memorial Day, he went to a National Cemetery, in Illinois. O.K. So, why didn't one of you Yayhoos give me an "As you were, Sgt."? I don't mind being corrected, but REMEMBER, we wash our own dirty laundry ! Next time, get your heads out into the oxygen & tell ME to. GOT THAT ? O.K., give me 50, just to be sure !

(May 27 2010) - Three Updates for the Weekend
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Sanctuary Cities | obama snubs Vets | A New Broom Sweeps Clean : Settle down, Troops!!! There's a lot to cover, today, & I still have chores to do. The "Little Corporal will be inspecting, shortly (& no, that isn't an "altitudinally-challenged joke) & I'm not "squared-away", yet. 1.) "Sanctuary Cities". What's up with this? Every criminal who gets busted in one of these cesspools should scream "UNEQUAL TREATMENT & DISCRIMINATION".

(May 20 2010) - Update on Arizona / kagan / War against U.S.
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand easy, Troops! Been having computer problems,but up, again! I'll try to keep it short but, you know better than to get me started on the left, how the new regime is defecating on the Constitution or the general state of the war they have declared on us (U.S.). O.K., unlike 2 prominent members of the obamanation mis-administration, who commented (unfavorably) on Az. SB1070, I READ IT!!! I like it!!!

(May 16 2010) - obama's Proposal to Cut Military Pay
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Attention to Orders!!! This is an OpOrd (Operational Order) Briefing! All personnel are instructed to assemble personal equipment and be ready to deploy!!! It has come to our attention that the liar-in-chief is proposing some draconian budget cuts on the backs of our brothers, sisters, sons, daughters & parents who lay their lives on the line so that he (&/ or his mrs.) can take shopping trips & go skiing, etc. in safety & at taxpayer expense. His excuse seems to be that some military people are EARNING, I say again, EARNING more than some people in the private sector.

(Apr 09 2010) - Use of "Nukes"- Disarmament- Small Arms Treaty
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! For those who may have forgotten, that is a modified position of Parade Rest, whereby you direct your attention to the speaker & can move your head. 1) I want all Troops to stop whining about lack of transparency, from the administration. It AIN'T TRUE!!! I told you I could see thru him, from the start. He's a radical lefty socialist and he told us he was going to transform America. Get ready for the "New Amerika".

(Mar 21 2010) - Deem & Pass? NO !!! It's DEMON Pass !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Think about it,Troops!!! What (rational, thinking) person would go so blatantly against their solemn oath, the constitution and their employers, creating one of the most divisive controversies of our time? Who would profit from such an upheaval in our society. I can only see 2 categories ...

(Mar 14 2010) - ALERT : 2 Missions for IMMEDIATE ACTION !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Mission order, 14Mar2010 : Part 1) The Rotary of Porterville Spring Ball Committee has mis-placed the 2009 Queen. Several of the palace guards have been terminated (no,I didn't say fired) over this significant oversight. The mission is: Locate and request that H.M. Linore Shuleto contact anyone from the Ball Committee. Info msgs. can be left at 559/329-7735. We need this info to send the Limo to convey Queen Linore to the 2010 Ball where she reigns until she crowns her successor.

(Mar 10 2010) - Wanted, Patriotic, Public-spirited Volunteers
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Take SEATS!!! AT EASE!!! There have been times, in our history, when it was as vital, or more so, for people to step up & become active in the defense of our homes, families & each other. We are, presently, faced with a world where increasing numbers of people are being recruited to a religion that seems to have (as a core principle) the idea that if you don't believe and act EXACTLY as I do, it is my mission to kill you, regardless of how many innocents I kill, in the process.

(Feb 28 2010) - MISSION ALERT!!! Health care Summit (?)
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! For you Troops who are prior military, you know that you are not "At Ease", but a modified position of "Parade Rest", which requires that you direct your attention to the speaker. So LISTEN & LISTEN TIGHT!!! (As "The Duke" would say.) This "Health Care Summit" is a load of pig manure! I can't think of any type that smells worse, or I'd describe it so. A "Summit" is where leaders come together and openly exchange ideas, working together, toward a mutually beneficial solution.

(Feb 21 2010) - Warning Order !!! Tea Party, 10 April 2010
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! This is a quick heads-up about the Tea Party. As mentioned, elsewhere, it is planned for 10 Apr. Current logistics intel indicates an assembly time of approx. 1200hrs, at the Rotary Stage, Porterville Fairgrounds. Any changes are TBA (to be announced) as decided. I would like to see a large turn-out of my Troops. Work-schedules & family & other obligations permitting, put it on your calendar.

(Feb 17 2010) - Voter registration online ? IZZAT STOOPID, or WHAT ?
PORTERVILLE, CA -- SEATS!!! I swear (but not here, usually) I try to attack not the person, but the idea, but GIVE ME A BREAK!!!! As Forrest Gump's momma used to say, "...stupid is as stupid does!" When people propose stupid ideas, you'd better take a close look at the person and be REALLY SURE that you want to re-elect them. If they fool you once, you're still at fault, but if they fool you twice, "Momma" may have been talking about YOU!!! Now let's examine the rationale.

(Feb 13 2010) - obama, the good, the bad & the UGLYYY !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- At ease, Troops! I want you to get some rest, for the next month, because I want you all in top shape for the 2010 election. Your mission is to contact everyone you know to throw lefty-liberals out of office. Now, I didn't say all Democrats. There are a few Constitutional Democrats & I respect them. They are the ones who DON'T support the ugly, but we'll come back to that. I was prepared to give mr. obama a pat on the back (the good) so here goes.

(Jan 20 2010) - Praise the Lord !!! And my Troops !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand easy, Troops !!! Just want to thank and congratulate y'all who voted &/ or worked against the Senatorial election of someone who could have been a 4th witch, in Hamlet, or (at least) leading the chorus, in the background. "Double, double, toil & trouble..." The Salem witch trials would have been THOROUGHLY revenged had she been elected. You may have saved the country we love & have sworn to protect. My hat is off, to you !!! Don't get smug, though. It ain't over 'til Jesus returns, so we have a lot of work to do, blocking the agenda of the lefties.

(Jan 17 2010) - Massachusetts Senatorial Race
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Attention, Troops!!! This is an APB (All Patriots Beware) alert!!! This alert is directed to, & should be forwarded to, all freedom-loving, justice-loving patriots in Massachusetts. The election to replace Teddy (hic, glub-glub) Kennedy, is between a Republican fellow named Brown & a Dem. named Martha Coakley. Ms. Coakley has a background that bears some scrutiny. Her persecution of one of the defendants in a mis-carriage of justice should scare the be-Jesus out of any potential supporters, not to mention the recent story about one of her staff assaulting a reporter, while the ATTORNEY GENERAL looked on.