Stand at EASE!!!
Well, Troops, I'm baaaack!!!
An angiogram, 3 stents, an after procedure hospitalization to find out why I had a severe headache, a cat-scan (which
revealed that I had no cats up there & precious little else) a month, in which the "Little Corporal" wouldn't hardly let
me tie my shoes (if i wore tied shoes) and I can FINALLY return to duty. Just have to figure out why my cardio guy's
office staff is telling me the insurance hasn't paid and the insurance says it has. If it ain't 1 thing, it's 30.
By the way, they never DID figure out why the cranial distress Maybe a reaction to the pneumonia shot. Anyway, as W.C.
Fields, famously opined, " I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than to have a frontal lobotomy, yes."
Anyway, hope you missed me. Know my unit did, as I'm the de-facto drill master & I've seen some of the other guys try
to do what I do. Some come close, but they lack the "master's touch". All modesty aside, it IS my major malfunction,
in the unit.
So, w/out further ado, Un-COVER!!! (Silent prayer or contemplation.) In Jesus' Name I pray, HOOAAAHHH!!!
Now that the election is over, we need to work toward reversing all of the damage done by the o(WHATTA)bummer
regime and all of its sicko-pants.
By the way, I have coined a new term for lefties who attempt to warp your minds through words, written or spoken.
Hereafter, they shall be known a urinalists, because "journalist" is too good for them. They spend their miserable lives
attempting to urinate on everything and everyone that is worthy of respect and even the term "yellow journalist" is
undeserved by these cesspool sludge. Feel free to spread the word.
I see where filthy harry and diane (not so fine)stein (?) are leaving the senate, good riddance to bad rubbish. Now we
have to hope that they aren't replaced by someone (or someTHING) worse.
Heard in the news that North Dakota (?) is working on a law that says if you are stupid enough to be blocking traffic,
with your stupid protest and someone (accidentally, how else ?) runs over you, the driver suffers no penalties.
In other words, if you have a protest sign and an urge to get stupid in the street, I have a BIG truck, with bad brakes
and a lead foot. Let's PARTY. All of you "occu-bowel movements" (close as I can come to what Jazz McKay called you, on
his show, giving credit where it is due & I like his name better) just feel free to "party hearty" on any road I frequent
and we can play "chicken" until I run out of cesspool sludge to (accidentally) run over.
Have truck and filter mask (to avoid the stink) will travel, FAST!!!
So, what else is of interest to the Troops? Oh, yeah, the "elite" of the cesspool sludge have, once again, shot off their
mouths (unfortunately, without bullets) about how they were going to "Leave the U.S." if Trump was elected. Hey scumbags,
don't tease me like that. I WILL raise money for 3rd class tickets for any of you foul demons-from-HE77, who will
renounce your American citizenship (which you don't deserve) and deposit your American passports, on your way OUT!!!
There MUST be some other place you could go and pollute!!!
More and more, I find myself in agreement with the Daffy Duck cartoon, in which he says, "Everyday I am forced to add
another name to the list of people who can just KISS MY A$$!!!
I will NEVER (unless she gets her head out of the methane) pay to see ashley (read a$$ley) judd do ANYTHING except eat
something unspeakably vile and choke on it, after her rant about "emoticons" being racist and an example of "white
privilege". I'm white, mostly, and I sure ain't "privileged".
Unlike pocahonta$$ warren, I ACTUALLY AM part American Indian and have NEVER traded on that FACT to get any privilege,
while I understand that she (it ?) used a lie to get ahead at the university. She (it ?) AND the university are SORELY
in need of "a head" having (or BEING) a gigantic a$$, then she (it ?) had the gall to cross-examine one of Pres.-elect
Trump's appointees, based on what has been debunked as ANOTHER lie. I wonder if she (it ?) and hitlery come from the
Also heard that some cesspool sludge parent (parrot ?) went to a school and demanded that the faculty cease being
neutral about the election and promote leftist agendas (agendae ?). Sick'em Daffy!!!
One thing that has griped me, for a long time, is all these companies that advertise to help you avoid paying back
taxes. If you have failed to pay reasonable taxes, without some catastrophic event that is an extenuating circumstance
you are cheating me and all of the other people who are paying. Why should you be able to slide by, when the rest of
us are paying your bill?
The irs needs to reined in, so that they are no longer jack-booted thugs, and the tax code simplified and made more
reasonable and ALL of the legal taxes collected.
Classes will be a bit hit-and-miss, until I get this new Acer cloudbook operational with Earthlink. The windows 10 may
be a bit out of synch w/ my dial-up ISP. Anyone having ideas, plz submit them thru portervillepost.com. It won't
let me do ANYTHING and may have to submit column via cd, until it is resolved.
The people of the Porterville area lost a wonderful leader, with the passing of Pastor "Bud" Williams. One of his
favorite songs was "He Touched Me". Having been touched by Jesus he spent the rest of his life "paying it foreward"
by sharing that touch with anyone and everyone he could. He was a brother, a father figure, a mentor, a servant
of the lord (and his congregation) and a teacher. I have seen him pouring over his books for hours, in an attempt to
find the right message and words to educate and inspire us.
When he reported for duty, at the Pearly Gates, I know that there was a long line of people there to testify to his
hard work in the spreading of The Word.
He and his wife, Fern, were an ideal Pastorite couple and he leaves behind some VERY LARGE shoes for the next Pastor
to fill. We trust that, just as God inspired Pastor Bud, He will do the same for his successor. All we can hope for
is that He will fit us for the task He gives us. Rest in Peace Pastor Bud, you did well. If anyone has ever deserved the
title, "Good and Faithful Servant", it is you.
Well, that's about all for this class. Keep the faith and keep up the good work. We, now, have to hold the feet of our
newly-elected employees to the fire, if they show signs of being corrupted by their new-found power.
On your FEET!!! Un-COVER!!!
Heavenly Father, thank You for getting us this far toward regaining our Republic. We ask that You continue to guide us
to and along Your path. We ask that You guide our new employees and give them the wisdom to know that they ARE employees
and that our system's hierarchy is You, "WE, THE PEOPLE...", The Constitution and lastly, them. We ask Your protection
and guidence for our guardians, wherever and however they serve. In all things I thank and praise You and, especially
for the Gift and Sacrifice of Your Son, Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, in Whose Name I pray, HOOAAAHHH!!!
Sgt. Mack Out. Leaving the air and closing station.
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