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Muster Right Here© - Jan 06 2012
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Muster RIGHT Here - with Sgt Mack

Stand at EASE!! B-4 we begin, we will have our moment of prayer & contemplation. UNCOVER!! In Jesus Name I pray, HOOOAAHH!!! COVER!! Take SEATS!!!

B-4 we begin our regular class, I do have an obligation to pass on any pertinent (& sometimes IMpertinent) information that I believe may educate or entertain you. This next item should do both, but remember that "Many a truth is spoken in jest."

This one comes from a highly intelligent lady, who is a retired PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHER, which goes to prove that my mother was not the only GOOD ONE.

So, her gem of the day follows:

Your English lesson for today. Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of achieving, and where the members of society least likely to succeed or even to sustain themselves, are abundantly rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Other words come to mind (given my military background) but this one is usable in polite company.

If that isn't a word picture of the dimocr-asses, you can take my stripes away & demote me to 2nd Lieutenant.

The only exception to this rule is o(whatta)bummer, because I believe he knows EXACTLY what kind of chaos he's creating and it is DELIBERATE!!!

I believe (based on his writings and actions) that his ambition is to be the head commissar of the "democratic socialist republic" of amerika. (Of course it won't BE democratic NOR will it bear ANY resemblance to America.) IT'S YOUR CHOICE!!!

Now our class continues.

Today, I want to show you a hypothetical nomination of the person I believe would be an outstanding President.

(Picture it: The hall is filled with delegates and media. An expectant hush falls over the crowd, as the Chairperson approaches the microphone.) He/she speaks. "At this time, I wish to call on someone to make a nomination, who needs no introduction. He has been a tireless champion for the Constitution and recognition of the Unanimous Declaration as the foundation for the Constitution as the first published, legal action of the United States of America. Fellow delegates, ladies and gentlemen, I call on Sgt. Mack!"

(Pandemonium ensues, as I make my way to the microphone. The crowd hushes as I salute the flag and turn to the mic.)

"Thank you Mr./Ms. Chairperson. I come before you to place into nomination a patriot who has endured death threats, hate rhetoric from the other party, liberals, leftists, communists and just about everyone else who hates America, but this individual just keeps on holding the feet of all of the aforementioned AND the RINOs to the BLAZING fire of truth and exposure."

"When asked about having made attacks on the aforementioned that might be as aggressive as those of which this candidate has accused the other side, the reply was, 'Yes, but OUR insults are TRUE!!!' "

"This candidate has CONSISTENTLY displayed wit and intelligence that NO candidate on the other side can even approach, such as the replies to the questions: ' Do you believe in pre-marital sex?' Which was met with, 'Honestly, that's the worst pick-up line I've ever heard.' And 'Do you like to watch two women get it on?' Which elicited 'Uh, no. The last time I did was the Katie Couric interview with Hillary Clinton.' "

"This candidate has an unerring grasp of the succinct expression of what is the logical view of complex questions, such as, 'If the death penalty doesn't deter murder, how come Michael Moore is still alive and I'm not on death row?' "

"This candidate has a grasp of international affairs and domestic issues that the other side can only dream about and has a deep understanding of the (alleged mind)-set of those people."

"With this candidate in the White House, we (conservatives and any on the other side who have a shred of cognizance) would all sleep better. There would be no apologies for America doing what is necessary to protect our people and other world leaders would know that they faced someone who had a finely-tuned Bravo-Sierra detector and would not be snowed, as some of the previous "snow-addicts" have allowed themselves to be."

"I have, recently, been reading one of the MANY excellent books, by this candidate, titled 'If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans!' "

"On behalf of the TRUE, CONSERVATIVE Republicans, Libertarians, the Military and other thinking patriotic Americans, it gives me great pride and pleasure to place into nomination the name of next (if God is watching and helping us) President of the United States, ANN COULTER!!!"

(Even LOUDER, the pandemonium breaks out, with people jumping on tables, dancing, and hugging each other, while the Chair tries, uselessly, to restore order. Finally, when the gavel breaks, it is abandoned, as a lost cause.)

Frankly Troops, I'm not sure she is electable. Don't forget, as Dennis Prager has stated (many times) "I belong to the STUPID party!" (As opposed to the dangerous party.)

In some ways BOTH are dangerous, as my party spends so much time pandering & apologizing to the dimocr-asses that I'm not convinced they would support a capable, really conservative, genuinely intelligent candidate, IF they could persuade her to run.

I think she would have so little respect for "the machine" that she'd tell them to "BUZZ OFF". She'd prefer to stay outside "the system" where she could roast the tootsies of the "dims" AND the "republicrats".

They spend so much time trying to "go along to get along" that they have betrayed the core priciples of conservatism: Individual Freedom, Judeo-Christian Ethics and the idea that we are, "E. Pluribus Unum

So, AGAIN, I say "If you think democracy is too much work, try slavery!!!" If we don't get it right THIS TIME, all y'all better join us in looking for a new country to inhabit, while we look for a new WORLD!!!

On your FEET!!! Un-COVER!!!

Heavenly Father, as You have heard, we're in dire straits and sinking fast. If it isn't time to end this madness, then please give us the will and wisdom to correct things until Christ comes. I ask that You preserve our guardians, as they protect Your flock. In all things I thank & praise You & (especially) I thank You for Your Son, Jesus Christ, my Lord & Savior, in Whose Name I pray. HOOAAHHH!!!



Sgt.Mack,out,leaving the air & closing station.

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