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Muster Right Here© - Mar 10, 2019
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Muster RIGHT Here - with Sgt Mack

Stand at EASE!!!

A “screwel” board that, previously, voted to prohibit campus police from being armed on campus has withdrawn their heads (which had been solidly wedged between their gluteous maximi) and been refreshed by the oxygen to the point of reversing the previous idiocy.

It did require an on-campus shooting which, thankfully, did not result in a fatality.

All of you other “screwel board” members, who have passed a similar bravo sierra resolutions, grab your right ear, with your left hand and your left ear, with your right hand and withdraw your heads from where they are (tightly) wedged between YOUR gluteous maximi and breathe the air, instead of methane.

Oxygen works wonders for your mental processes. It can even enable you to realize that an unarmed cop, when faced with an armed intruder, is another potential victim and (therefore) a liability.

On the other hand, and armed cop, (properly trained) at least has the potential to protect themselves and students under their care. So, what’s the reason that people vote so stupidly?

Can you say: “cranial rectosis” (AKA head in methane region disease)? I knew you could!

Can you say: “cranial rectosis” (AKA head in methane region disease)? I knew you could!

In the meantime, the left continues to implode, which gives us hope that the “sheeple” left, who have been “koolaide drinkers”, may be able to see the truth and help us save the country.

More and more, we are hearing about the “Walk-Away” movement, whereby good Democrats are seeing the truth and are in Exodus from the dim-o-cr-ass-ic party, some joining the Repubs. and others going Independent. HOOAAHHH!!!

As long as they are leaving the dimwads, I’ll take it!!!

Hopefully, the remaining democrats will be able to take control of the party and return it to the status of LOYAL opposition, instead of being an anti-American fifth column of the world leftist movement.

Unfortunately, the dim-o-cr-ass-ics still have control of the “educational” (read indoctrinational) system and are still corrupting the hearts and minds of the “skulls full of mush” young folks, extolling the “virtues” of socialism and glossing over the fact that it is an unworkable system that has been proven as such, wherever people are stupid enough to support it.


Just saw where dim-o-cr-ASS-ic house of ill repute (can you say whorehouse? I knew you could!!!) voted to NOT support a bill re-affirming that only American citizens can vote!!!

So far, it only seems to support the ability of sanctuary cesspool sludge places, like the socialist toilet, sin franexcrement (AKA san francisco) to allow non-citizens to vote in LOCAL elections (such as screwel boards) but, although the “hand that rocks the cradle…” may rule the world, the hand that rings the screwel bell wields a HELLUVALOTTA influence over warping young minds into leftist drones. Hitler recognized the value of warping the youth into his mold and the hitlery klintskian party has made alarming use of his policies.

We need to encourage the dimwads to, further, sink their cabal into the cesspool, so that people of honor and goodwill (and possessing at least moderate intelligence) can identify them as anti-American enemies and flee from their influence, embracing the safety and prosperity of conservatism and the God-given wisdom of the founders.

Such wisdom is embodied in America’s founding documents, the Unanimous Declaration and the Constitution. There may be writings of superior intellect and philosophy, but I know of no more thoughtful or inspired writings whose purpose was to create a just plan, for a self-sustaining society built on solid bedrock principles, but incorporating the flexibility to adapt to a changing world.

“All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men [and women] to do nothing.” Edmond Burke’s wise words are even more true, today, than when he first uttered them, as is Abraham Lincoln’s exhortation that it is for us to be dedicated to ensuring that the “...honored dead...” did not die in vain and that we continue the work, for which they gave their lives, so that “...government of the people, by the people and for the people shall not vanish from the earth.”

To that end, we can do no better than to dedicate ourselves to “… preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America, against ALL enemies, foreign AND DOMESTIC!!!” HOOAAAHHH!!! (Caps and exclamations added for emphasis.)

Just remember that failing to vote, or voting for a lib/left socialist, is a vote to turn America into venezuela or one of the other “democratic socialist” 3rd world countries, whose people are coming (frequently illegally) to the place that is hated by socialists, world-wide.

God bless y’all & God bless AMERICA!!! HOOAAHHH!!!

(“sin franexcrement” is a name that [to the best of my knowledge and belief] I coined, on 9 Mar 2019 while in the throes of creativity, composing this class for the edification of my Troops and, freely, give license for same to utilize it in all correspondence and speech. So sworn, under penalty of perjury, under the laws of the United States of America. The name acknowledges the deeply ingrained corruption and evil that permeates the “city”, exemplified by the proliferation of feces, necessitating the publishing of avoidance maps.)

Heavenly Father, we thank You for the many blessings You bestow and ask Your continued support and guidance for us and our country. In all things I thank and praise You and, especially, for the Gift and Sacrifice of Your Son, Jesus Christ, in Whose Name I pray. HOOOAAAHHHH!!! Sgt Mack, out, leaving the air and closing station. Hooaahhh!!!

Sgt Mack, clear. Leaving the air and closing station.

All opinions stated in this class are the opinions of the instructor and may not reflect the opinions of the Editor and publisher.

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