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Muster Right Here© - Jan 20 2015
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Muster RIGHT Here - with Sgt Mack Stand at EASE!!!

Cranial Rectosis is not a medical diagnosis, therefore I am eminently qualified (as someone who has NEVER darkened the door of higher education) but has several degrees in hard knocks and life experience, to observe, record and report it.

Un-COVER!!! (Silent prayer or contemplation.)


Troops, I have observed that ALL leftists and MOST liberals are afflicted with Cranial Rectosis. It is what happens when they achieve sufficient power to decide that they exist on a higher plane than the "unwashed masses" who have spent our time and treasure to elect them to their exalted positions. The higher they rise, the farther their heads become lodged in a place where they are no longer able to breathe oxygen and suffer methane intoxication. In some of the worst cases, the afflictee requires a special operation to insert a plexiglass window, so that the afflictee can navigate, without bumping into things.

The diagnosis is aided by the afflictee's statements that favor strict gun control laws, in the face of overwhelming evidence (sometimes furnished by people who started out to find evidence that supports the premise that draconian anti-gun laws protect society and discover) that the effect is to make people more vulnerable to crime and violence.

It is, also, apparent in people who support the "tax and spend" philosophy of economic recovery, when history has shown that reducing taxes promotes economic recovery.

Further evidence is shown by the insistence of certain individuals that we need to cater to and "understand" people who have expressed the desire and intent to murder us, sometimes actually exhibiting the behavior.

On the other hand, conservatives are likely to express sentiments like those of a store owner, of my acquaintance, who has a sign that encourages the carrying of firearms in his store, kept holstered unless responding to an emergency, at which time "judicious marksmanship is appreciated".

It is a demonstrable fact, supported by the research of the National Rifle Association and the scholarly work of eminent researchers, such as Prof. Gary Kleck, a self-described "liberal professor of criminology" and highly respected author Dr. John Lott.

I can (personally) cite instances where I (and my family and friends) have prevented crimes by simply revealing the fact that we were armed. Most of the time, a potential assailant (upon realizing that the intended victim is capable of self-defense) decides that any anticipated reward realized by the attack is outweighed by the possibility of harm to themselves.

In the same manner, we could eliminate most of the islamic terror by simply dipping all of our ammunition in pig blood and announcing the fact. The British and American troops seem to have done this, in the past, so there is precedent for the practice.

Israel seems to have eliminated their suicide bomber problem by placing pig products in stores and vehicles. So, listen up, you cesspool sludge "jihadists": be advised that I have obtained some pig blood and dipped my ammo and the blades of all of my knives in it. If you behave, you never have to worry about it, but if you give me cause to shoot or cut you, by your own beliefs, you are damned. Have a nice day!

Those idiots who run around bleating that there is no military solution for terrorism need to take a hard look at this information, as well as the info from our prisoners of war, from Vietnam, who observed that the more the enemy was bombed, the better the prisoners were treated. Yuh think??? Maybe killing more of the enemy would not only reduce their numbers, but would make the survivors decide to get into a different line of work.

Now, let's get back to our "homegrown" and kenyan imported cesspool sludge. They may be (and sometimes are) brilliant tactitians and accomplished in brainwashing the gullible, but more and more people are waking from the soporific effect of the koolaide and realizing that the current regime is autocratic, not democratic, and needs to be shoveled out of office.

It really "chaps my hide", when gullible republicans (more like rinos) run around trying to demonstrate their "sensitivity" and "inclusiveness" by finding excuses for o(WHATTA)bummer and his regime-mates' multiple Constitutional violations and other felonies. They are NOT simply incompetent!!! They are DELIBERATELY trying to tear down our country, by "dumbing down" the entire process of government.

Such acts as pushing through legislation that is clearly detrimental to our people, without the process of deliberate review, and with idiotically inane statements such as "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it", are clear attempts to subvert the system and establish an autocracy.

Unfortunately, brooms are not good for removing cesspool by-products, so we can't "sweep them out". We'll HAVE to SHOVEL them out. Try to educate your liberal friends and neighbors. See if you can bring them out of the narcosis that causes them to stumble around, running into things and chanting, "Yes, we can", "obama is the Messiah", "When obama speaks I get a thrill up my leg" and other such inanities that prove, conclusively, that they shouldn't be allowed out, without a keeper (or 12) and DEFINITELY should not be allowed to vote.

Once, again, it is clear that our elected employees are in rebellion against the duly constituted government, which IS "WE, THE PEOPLE..." and we are going to have to kick some SERIOUS BUTT and remove them from their exalted positions of power.

If "WE, THE PEOPLE..." don't dedicate ourselves to cleaning up the mess we have allowed these perjurers, thieves, traitors and other criminals have created, the country and all of what God and those who dedicated their "lives" , "fortunes" and "sacred honor" provided for us, may be lost until Jesus returns. DON'T sit on your gluteous maximi while they sell us down the river!!!

On your FEET!!! Un-COVER!!!

Heavenly Father, again, I apologize for our inability to be good stewards of what You have given us. Again, I must ask for Your grace and guidance as we try to fix the mess we have allowed our elected employees to make of Your gifts. If we are unable to help them to change their hearts, minds and behavior, we ask You to help us to remove them and hire people who will respect You and serve us as they promised to do. In all things I thank You and praise You and (especially) I thank You for the Gift and Sacrifice of Your Son, Jesus Christ, my Lord and Saviour, in Whose Name I pray, HOOOAAAHHH!!!

Sgt Mack, out. Leaving the air and closing station. Dis-MISSED!!!

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