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(Intro & Bio) - Muster RIGHT Here^© with Sergeant Mack :

Welcome to the "Muster RIGHT Here" ... an opinion column about what's RIGHT with America and of course what's wrong. My name is R.L. "Mack" McElreath - Sergeant Mack and if you promise to muster RIGHT here - about once a week - odds are you'll learn a few things. If you've been down range a little further than I, hopefully your insights and proper normenclature will assist me in mustering my readers to the truth and what is RIGHT. For now, lets just Pray and ask GOD - our Heavenly Father - to give us the wisdom to properly apply what is RIGHT. To read a little more about me, my life, wife and mission, click here.

(Aug 07 2018) - Militant Christian Stewards + Short Subjects
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! More and more, I’m hearing and seeing where Christians are deciding that, while we ARE Christ’s flock, we are NOT lambs to the slaughter at the behest of some cesspool sludge who should short-cut the murder/suicide process by simply offing himself. Since they (the cesspool sludge) won’t do the decent thing, more and more Christians are choosing to relieve said cesspool sludge of the sin of 1 more murder (or more) by applying necessary deadly force and sending the “perp” to face judgment. As I recall the words of Gen. Norman Schwartzkopf , when asked if he could forgive so-damn-insane for his many transgressions, he said something like ‘Forgiveness is God’s department, our job is to arrange the interview.’

(Jun 09 2018) - ‘reparations happy hour’ ... ???
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! AGAIN!!! Just when I think idiocy has maxed out and stupidity has reached the limit, sure enough, some cesspool sludge (or group of same) proves that intelligence is limited, while stupidity is limit-LESS!!! In the socialist republik of oregon (but not far enough ‘gon’, ‘cause it’s still there) some super twit has created ‘reparations happy hour’, whereby “white people” donate money to buy alcoholic drinks for “non-whites”, thereby contributing to their ability to go out and do stupid (maybe illegal) things, which would, then, not be their fault because it was “demon rum” that made them do it.

(May 18 2018) - The more libs think, the more they errr
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! AGAIN!!! The lib/left pontificates re: “gun-violence” and AGAIN!!! they get it WRONG!!! Un-COVER!!! (Individual prayer or contemplation.) In Jesus’ Name I pray, HOOAAAHHH!!! COVER!!! SEATS!!! Sometimes I am almost persuaded (there’s a song by that name, my keyboard man [George] used to sing, did it well, too) that the lib/left is delusional re: some of their false premises re: guns, society, etc. and want to cut them some slack.

(Apr 27 2018) - Halleluja!!! kalifornia did good!!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at Ease!!! Hallelujah!!! The socialist republik of kaliforia did GOOD!!! As you know, I (frequently) excoriate the socialist republik of kalifornia and the moonbeam brownstain cabal for their many and varied violations of the “...life, liberty and pursuit of happiness...” of “WE, THE PEOPLE...”, their employers. When they, accidentally, do something right, it behooves me to acknowledge the good thing and give credit where credit is due, usually to the hard-working rank and file, who were (in this instance) not impeded by the cabal.

(Mar 15 2018) - Well, What Did You Expect???
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at Ease!!! Everyone knows that lib/left/dim-o-cr-ass-ics are either gun-grabbing idiots who expect cesspool sludge criminals to join hands with us and sing “Kumbaya” or are, genuinely, evil people (?) who are trying to weaken our society so that we are ripe for take-over by some leftist tyranny.Un-COVER!!! (Individual prayer or contemplation.) In Jesus’ Name I pray, HOOAAAHH!!! COVER!! SEATS!!! So, what else is new?

(Feb 04 2018) - More On cesspool sludge + Imagine My Surprise
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! A lib/left cesspool sludge (plug in any name, such as (shmuck, or upchuck) shumer, (the pile of) pelosi , (not so) fine-stein, oh (WHATTA) bummer, (moonbeam) brown (stain), (hitlery) klintski, or any of the other prominent (but not notable) denizens of washington, district of criminals (eastern left coast). It doesn’t matter , much, which one, as each one is about as evil as the next, walks into a bar.

(Dec 29 2017) - Is kalifornia a socialist republik/dictatorship?
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! The class on which I’ve been slaving has become snarled in my recalcitrant computer, including my intended Christmas message. So, hope you had a merry one and have a Happy New Year!!! Recently, I heard a story on KNZR, out of Bakersfield, Ca. about a bizarre situation, in which the ufw seems to be attempting to extort money from Gerawan Farms and their employees. I have been unable to do much research, because of our glitchy computer, so I invite you Troops to (as always) do the research and decide for yourselves.

(Nov 09 2017) - EMERGENCY CLASS !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! ATTENTION ALCON (All Concerned) which you ALL should BE!!! Bulletin #1: The congress is considering earning back the capital "C"! Believe it or not (you'd better sit down for this) a bill has been proposed that (if I understood it ) will enable churches, in no-concealed-carry states to designate parishioners who would be allowed to carry weapons, for the safety of the congregation. Halleluiah!!! Someone is breathing oxygen, instead of methane!!! Un-COVER!!! (Individual prayer or contemplation.) In Jesus' Name I pray. HOOOAAAHHH!!

(Sep 23 2017) - daca, caca and cesspool sludge
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! Recently, I heard about a young super-twit that was "offended" by a "cotton flower" in a decorative display, offered by Hobby Lobby. its (the super-twits) contention was that the display was racist, because slaves used to pick cotton. A radio talk show host replied to its spewing of bile by saying that, if that offended "her", "she" couldn't WEAR cotton and, for the same reason, couldn't go to restaurants, because slaves used to wait on tables, couldn't employ a driver, because slaves used to be drivers and couldn't do countless other things, because slaves used to provide the labor, for those services.

(Jul 08 2017) - Inmates Running the Asylum
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! So, I read that Porterville, Ca. is tightening "code enforcement". You can't park a boat or a motorhome (both licensed motor vehicles) in your driveway! When you bought your house, did the deed say, "...except the driveway, which will be overseen by some un-elected bureau-rats, appointed by some elected employees whose grasp for power exceeds their grasp of justice?" I didn't think so. When I lived there, I had 2 cars, a boat AND a motorhome parked in my front yard, but I was in a "county island" and, anyway, I had no "driveway". Now let me see, what kind of a system is it that dictates what people can do with supposedly "private" property?

(May 20 2017) - judge shows her(?) ASSininity, etc
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE!!! So, Troops, what's new, in the zoo? Hitlery and the rest of the cesspool sludge are playing the "blame game", still, and worming their way into all facets of society. Oh, wait! That's nothing NEW, just business as USUAL! The latest outrage, perpetrated by the cesspool sludge, was by a "judge", in an assault case, involving a college athlete. When he was supposed to be entering his plea, the "judge" skipped over the entire process and proceeded to excoriate him as if she were sentencing a convicted scumbag. Hey, "judge", how about that little formality of a trial?

(Apr 22 2017) - More stuff about the evil left and ...
PORTERVILLE, CA -- BRAVO SIERRA ALERT!!! Just off the internet! A well-respected clergyman has exposed the latest cesspool sludge plot by the u.n. to achieve world domination, called agenda 2030. In it, the leftist cesspool sludge plan to give us "peace and security" by requiring all people to accept a universal identifier (can you say "Mark of the Beast?, I knew you could.) which will enable them to identify us, track us and control or activities (the last part isn't mentioned) for our "benefit". Can you say "Put your mark on yourselves, where the sun don't shine, preferably in your methane-producing region?" I knew you could!!!

(Mar 02 2017) - dim-o-cr-asses revealed, again
PORTERVILLE, CA -- The leftist defenders of the right of "free speech" have (once again) demonstrated that their definition of "justice" is "just US". The dim-o-cr-asses, in full and blatant hypocrisy, forcibly removed a State Senator, Janet Nguyen, for telling the truth about tom hayden, former boyfriend of "the b__ch of hanoi" AKA "hanoi jane" (fonda). To eject a sitting Senator, simply because she chose to speak the truth, is a glaring example of "political correctness" uber alles, in violation of the Constitution.

(Jan 22 2017) - Well, Troops, I'm baaaack!!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Well, Troops, I'm baaaack !!! An angiogram, 3 stents, an after procedure hospitalization to find out why I had a severe headache, a cat-scan (which revealed that I had no cats up there & precious little else) a month, in which the "Little Corporal" wouldn't hardly let me tie my shoes (if I wore tied shoes) and I can FINALLY return to duty. Just have to figure out why my cardio guy's office staff is telling me the insurance hasn't paid and the insurance says it has. If it ain't 1 thing, it's 30.

(Dec 01 2016) - wimps, snowflakes, leftist educators & leeches
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! I didn't capitalize these names, because they deserve no such courtesy. In fact, pardon me while I LOSE MY BREAKFAST!!! The recent surfacing (out of the cesspool sludge) of the cesspool sludge twits, supertwits and other vile beings has turned my stomach more than anything I've ever witnessed, with the possible exception of the o(WHATTA)bummer regime. Un-COVER!!! (Silent prayer or contemplation.) In Jesus' Name I pray, HOOAAHHH!!!

(Nov 13 2016) - FRAUD !!! God is GOOD - People are STOOOPID !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! First, the fraud. As mentioned (in the previous class) Prop. 62 (California Death Penalty "Reform") said one thing on the ballot and another in the full text, in the voter's pamphlet. The ballot said life in prison without the possibility of parole. (Period, end of statement implying that it was a mandatory, automatic, sentence.) The pamphlet had a big COMMA and said OR 25 years to life. All of the people who advertised Prop. 62 as keeping criminals in prison until they die and the people responsible for putting the incomplete text on the ballot, regardless of how highly they are placed in state government, should be prosecuted for fraud.

(Oct 26 2016) - 5 Reasons to Vote for Trump
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! If you Troops never believe anything else I say, PLEASE believe THIS!!! hitlery klintsky is a WORST threat to our liberty than o(WHATTA)bummer and he's been the most damaging occupant who ever lied, cheated and stole his way into the White House. If anyone votes for her, I have to believe that they are mentally deficient, brainwashed or just plain stoopid!! I am sorry about that (not for saying it) but I say it because it is true.

(Sep 25 2016) - Securing the blessings of liberty to ourselves ...
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! What do you suppose the founders meant by that? As a long-time student of the Unanimous Declaration and Constitution, I believe I have a pretty good idea and it AIN'T what the lib/left is trying to warp it to mean!!! Un-COVER!!! (Individual, silent, prayer or contemplation.) In Jesus' Name I pray, HOOAAHHH!!! COVER!! SEATS!!! Now understanding that I don't claim "sharpest-knife-in-the-drawer status and am VERY politically incorrect, logic STILL dictates that only those persons who are direct descendants of Americans or are legally admitted to citizenship (or their kids) can rationally be considered (by anyone with at least two 1/2 wits to rub together) to be our posterity.

(Sep 03 2016) - Calif. Hot Springs Mandatory Evacuation ???
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! The first inkling we had that there was serious trouble was a call from our former postmaster, informing us that the order was possible. Then another that the order had been given. Then, at approx. 0100, we heard a LOUD banging on the side of the house and a Police car was outside w/ rotators rotating red and blue and a voice telling us (as was priorly announced, by phone) to "bug out" at 0800. {Un-COVER!!! (Silent prayer or contemplation.) In Jesus' Name I pray, HOOAAHHH !!! COVER!! SEATS !!!} We had been hearing about the fires (east of us) and the efforts of the fire crews and aircrews to battle them. We had seen the aircraft meeting each other, in rotation over the fires.

(Aug 12 2016) - ORANGE JUMPSUIT !!! BE STILL, MY HEART !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! No, she was just teasing us, by wearing an orange pant suit! Un-COVER !!! (Silent prayer or contemplation.) COVER!!! SEATS!!! As I approached the check-stand of a local emporium, my heart lept within my chest. One of my fondest dreams was staring me in the face. The epitome of "hitlery for prison, 2016". Then, it all came crashing down as I realized that she was as free as a vulture, to continue her unusual (for carrion birds) victimization of live people, along with loretta lynch-mob, up-chuck schumer, nancy (the pile of) pelosi, barack hussein o(WHATTA)bummer and the other members of the cabal. Usually, the carrion birds come in AFTER the death, but these are bold enough to attack at any sign of weakness.

(Apr 27 2016) - The Answer is YES !!!
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Last class, I asked if stupidity loves company. After careful consideration of recent events, I must conclude that it DOES !!! The first stupidity we will examine is corporate. target (under the influence of the evil leftist cabal) has probably committed corporate suicide. By catering to the minority that comprises the lgbt community and opening their restrooms and dressing rooms so that any sick or perverted person can go where they are not biologically eligible to be, they have SERIOUSLY offended the conservative, straight, community that has supported and made them successful. You may note that I did not capitalize "target", as (in their present operating mode) they do not deserve the respect that capitals confer.

(Apr 18 2016) - DOES STUPIDITY LOVE COMPANY ???
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Did I Hear right!!!??? Cruz and Kasich hinting that they might not support nominee Trump ??? - Stand at EASE !!! - I would like to think that the candidate hopefuls would be as magnanimous as so many of the major talk-show hosts, who don't favor Trump, but vow to support ANY Republican nominee, for the benefit of the country. What kind of "pick up my marbles and go home" self-absorbed super-twit-ism is that ? "I might not support my party's candidate and might allow the left to finish '...funadamentally transform(ing) America...' "?

(Mar 06 2016) - The o(WHATTA)bummer cabal's conspiracy
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! Did I not tell you Troops and everyone else that the socialist was coming, 7 loonng years of "...fundamentally transform(ing)" ago? Has he not fulfilled my warnings and his promises? Normally, I might be tempted to say, "Nanner, nanner, nanner I was RIGHT (as in correct) and all of you idiots who argued with me were WRONG!!! Reminds me of a time I was on jury duty and, in response to all of my well constructed (and noted) facts and arguments, I kept hearing, "I don't care. 6 cops on that guy was excessive force."

(Feb 29 2016) - Vast left-wing cabal STILL cesspool sludge
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! What does ... hitlery klintsky, upchuck schumer,( barbara bouncer & diane not-so-fine stein [our "senators" from the socialist republic of kalifornia]) burn-ey sandersky, teddy (glub, glub) kennedy and barack hussein o(WHATTA) bummer all have in common ? Any ideas ? All of the above-named are (or were) members of a vast left-wing conspiracy, the object of which is to tear down the Constitution, to which they have all sworn an oath.

(Jan 01 2016) - Constitutional rights for immigrants (legal or not)
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Once, again, the left is trying to lie to you about the content and meaning of the Constitution. Once, again, I will refute their Bravo Sierra by a simple reading of what is written, instead of what they WISH was written. The protection of "Constitutional rights" of non-citizens is in the same place as the "Good and Plenty" clause, so mis-quoted by some head-in-methane-place liberal or leftist. Now get set to get the facts.

(Dec 05 2015) - Why Stupid People Shouldn't Vote
PORTERVILLE, CA -- Stand at EASE !!! I ( relatively, given the amount of stupidity in the world) seldom call people stupid. Evil, corrupt, cesspool sludge, yes but not stupid. When o(WHATTA)bummer was elected (fraudulently) in '08, I refrained from describing people as stupid who (in spite the time the Editor and I spent screaming, "The socialist is coming!!") voted for the o(WHATTA)bummer cabal. I bit my tongue and called them deluded, mis-led or ignorant.