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Post Letter to the Editor - May 24 2008
by Post Editor : letters@portervillepost.com

Dear Sir,

I want to tell you about -- My New Home

I looked through the travel brochures but did not find any for the Nation of the Vatican. It is in Italy somewhere. My travel agent told me I need to write the Pope for permission to go there. I do not think that will work, I am not Catholic.

The Pope seems a nice man. He wanted the U.S. to be nice to its Mexican visitors. If I can get past the armed guards or border patrol and the high wall all around the Vatican, the Pope will probably provide me dinner and a place to sleep.

I have heard the church provides houses for shelter and food along the Mexican-U.S.A. border. I have also heard there are people at these houses to assist those wanting to cross the border.

Maybe, I can find some people to assist me into the Vatican? If like it there, Ill help my sister come. She has a little boy with no health insurance. I am sure the nice Pope will take care of all that.

In return my sister and I will send all our extra money home to be solely given to the Catholic Church. Not to be spent buying goods at the stores, as is the money the U.S. illegal aliens send home to Mexico.

Youall come and visit me at the Vatican. Never mind the getting permission Ill help you under the fence.

Thank you for your time ...

Karen Smith

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