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Welcome to The Porterville Post -- A Christian Conservative publication. In the coming months we will be covering news from the local area and eventually expand with additional articles, writers and columnists. A.L."LUCKY" Lucketta : Editor

The Porterville Post | On-Line News and Info | Humor : Dear Crabbie

(Nov 09 2013) - DEAR CRABBIE : Designed to Spread a Little Humor

Dear Crabbie: I can't believe Kate Middleton and Prince William bought baby Prince George a $2,350 Stroller. Isn't this extravagant? - Regal Eagle
Dear Regal: What did you expect the Royal Family to do, drag the new prince around in a cheap, lead-tainted red wagon from China?
Dear Crabbie: My husband is a big wimp when it comes to taking his antibiotic pills. How can I get him to swallow them without all the fuss? - Medicare Mary
Dear Mary: Wrap them in bacon and he'll soon be infection free, although you may kill him with cholesterol and fat.
Dear Crabbie: I see the wife of "Crocodile Dundee" star Paul 'you call that a knife' Hogan has filed for divorce after 23 years of marriage. What went wrong? - Hoges Heroes
Dear HH: After two decades, a husband's blade can lose its edge.
Dear Crabbie: I heard that Honey Boo Boo kid went trick or treating last month and stepped in something rather unpleasant while on the candy trail. I wonder what it was? - Telly Tot
Dear Telly: Honey Doo Doo?
Dear Crabbie: George Carlin once said that the shortest sentence in the English language is "I am." I wonder what he thought was the longest sentence? - Carlin Devotee
Dear Devotee: "I do"
Dear Crabbie: Can duct tape really fix anything? - Miss Terficksit
Dear Miss T: Everything except "stupid," although it's great for muffling the sound.
Dear Crabbie: I'm still worried about the federal Obamacare web site and not being able to sign up for health coverage. What should I do? - Gramps with gout
Dear Gramps: The good news is that the web site will be fixed and you will be able to sign up for Obamacare. The bad news is that the web site will be fixed and you will be able to sign up for Obamacare

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Welcome to the newest on-line new service in the Porterville area. Our goal is to report the right news at the right time. In doing this, we believe that the community will get a greater sence of being connected.

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